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 The US Constitution - past its sell-by date ?

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Oct 17, 2001
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For hundreds of years, our Constitution created by the finest patriots, politicians and lawyers from throughout the colonies protected us from the wilder excesses of centralized government, and protected our freedoms from those who would take them away.

Ever since we threw off the yoke of oppression by our toffee-nosed British rulers and demanded 'No taxation without representation' that old hemp document has been both shield and sword in our battle to protect our freedoms.

So why then do I believe that the Constitution is due for a radical overhaul ?

Read on, and I shall tell you.

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The Constitution of the USA is a venerable document. For many Americans, it is almost a 'sacred text'. It is one of the many things that made America great, and which set us apart from other countries. Unfortunately there are a couple of problems with it, which cannot easily be addressed, due to the almost religious fervour of the 'Constitutionally Correct' right wing elements in our society.

These reactionary forces of conservatism seem to believe that the Constitution is set in stone, they have elevated it to the point where it has attained mystical significance, rather than being a simple functional document describing what the voting public believed in some 200 years ago.

Suggest that it should be changed and you will bring on the wrath of fundamentalist constitution worshipping lunatics of every shape and form.

To understand why the constitution must be radicaly redesigned, you have to go back a couple of hundred years. Think back to the kind of mindset which prevailed during those times. Slavery was commonplace. Women's rights were almost non-existant, indeed until the 19th Amendment was enacted, they could not even vote. Homosexuals were persecuted, the death penalty for sodomy was only revoked in South Carolina as recently as 1873. Religious tolerance was not high on the agenda with Wiccans singled out for especially poor treatement.

So as we can see, the constitution was borne of a period of history which most of us today would consider barbaric. This is what I see as a major problem with the constitution.

The second problem with the constitution is that many of the amendments have perverted its original spirit.

Consider the following 'amendments' to the constitution, and my explainations as to why they are harmful.

  • First Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    This is one of the MAJOR flaws in our constitution. The idea that all speech is of equal value. How ridiculous. The problem here is that it creates friction between groups, where a more restrictive law would promote harmony.

    Here in the USA we are allowed to use racial insults, and hurl abuse at respected religious figures in the name of "freedom", but almost all civilized countries recognize that to protect the rights of minorities, it is necessary to restrict freedom of speech. This is not some Orwellian nightmare or Soviet-style oppression.

    It is simply good government. It forces us to respect minorites and diversity. This inevitably leads to a more harmonious society. Unrestricted freedom of speech is a lofty ideal, but 'Joe Sixpack' cannot be trusted not to abuse this right.

    Getting some reasonable restrictions on what can and cannot be said is the first step toward creating a racism-free society for our children.

  • Second Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    Another glaring piece of constitutional stupidity. In the days when the most powerful weapon was an unreliable flintlock pistol, I guess it might have made sense to allow the public to own killing tools such as these. The chances of them actually working was remote. However in these days when the high tech arsenal of Mac-10, Tec-9, Glock, Uzi, H&K MP5, and various other tools of mass murder are in the hands of every crack dealer on every corner, does it really make sense to persist with such an anachronism ? Columbine is just one example of the thousands which demonstrate clearly the moral bankruptcy of allowing 'Joe Sixpack' to get his hands on these lethal toys.

    Here we could learn a lot from our cousins across the pond. They recently outlawed handguns completely, and have experienced a spectacular fall in the number of crimes committed with legally held handguns.

    If we do not start to remove guns from circulation our children face the prospect of Columbine in their schools, or accidental death in the home. Is this a price worth paying for a constitutional amendment of so little practical value ?

    I realise that the gun hobbyists will object to having their toys taken from them, so I propose that we remove them gradually, like when someone is trying to get off drugs. We could start by outlawing all automatics, then semi-automatics a year later, then in further years handguns (45s 38s 9mm), and finally air pistols. The political outcry from the gun lobby would be a small price to pay for the safety of our children.

  • Seventh Amendment: In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

    In these days of high priced lawyers, is trial by jury really the most economic way to proceed ? Should the taxpayer be forced to pay for lawyers for known criminals ? It is ridiculous that all criminals should automatically have the right to trial by jury. In the vast majority of cases, the police know the person they caught was guilty, and it is obvious to everyone concerned. In such cases, the police should be allowed to use their discretion as to whether a jury trial is warranted.

    If the cost of the trial would amount to more than the cost of the alleged crime, then it is simple economics. The public interest is not served by a jury trial, the case should be decided by a hand-picked panel of expert judges to save time and money. (This should happen behind closed doors to avoid a media circus like the OJ Simpson trial). Again our European friends are ahead of our game on this one

    The constitution is part of our history and one we should be proud of, but in these days of terrorism, feminism, multi-culturalism, globalization, the internet, cheap drugs and guns it is starting to look less and less like a sensible way to run a society, and more like a recipie for the total breakdown of American society.

    My proposed solution to this is for the Federal Government to intervene, and develop a massive computer system which could be used to survey every single voter in the country on a wide variety of issues (gun rights, homosexual rights, maternity/paternity leave etc etc etc). This survey could be filled in online, by everyone in the country of voting age.

    Once the results were collated in the massive database, they could be given to a team of constitutional lawyers who could then draft a new constitution for us.

    This constitution would be less 'buggy' than our 18th century relic, and therefore more easy to use. It would enumerate the rights that are relevent to today's society, and would better reflect the diversity of views and opinions that make up American society today.

    And it certainly would not allow teenagers to go on the rampage with automatic weapons, or rhinestone racists like David Duke and Pat Robertson to spew their vile sewage into our living rooms.




  • Amendment X is the most dangerous (none / 0) (#2)
    by moriveth on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 02:48:14 PM PST
    An interesting and provocative piece. I entirely agree about the Second and Seventh Amendments, as I think any reasonable person would; although I definitely can see your point about the First Amendment, I would hesitate to overturn it, as that would wreak havoc on a large body of legal theory. I also think that a strong case can be made for the reconsideration of the Eleventh, Nineteenth, and Twenty-First Amendments.

    That said, I think you overlook the most pernicious, insidious provision in the entire Constitution, the Tenth Amendment:
    The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
    What does this mean? It means that the government can only exercise a few powers explicitly listed in the Constitution--a Constitution written in the 17th Century, before governments in the modern sense existed. But this means that the federal government, in fact, can do very little at all. In the recent past, this has not been a problem, as a blissfully ignorant liberal judiciary let unpleasant provisions like this slide. For this lack of dilligence in legal scholarship, we can count ourselves fortunate.

    But now, George W. Bush is set to appoint several members of the Supreme Court, and they will surely be hard-nosed legal scholars ("strict contortionists") who will no longer overlook unpleasant phrases like "reserved to the states." herefore, we can expect this provision to be taken seriously and expanded.

    And that would be a gross disaster. Imagine a government with no ability to pass economic legislation. To run airport security. To run the FBI. To adjust interest rates. To raise an income tax. It would mean the end of America's position as the world's superpower. That's our future, unless we repeal the Tenth Amendment.


    subject (none / 0) (#4)
    by clays on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 03:06:57 PM PST
    are you pro moonshining, or anti liquor. it deals with both


    Don't go to his URL ! (none / 0) (#23)
    by Inden on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 03:12:24 PM PST
    This man's URL is a nightmarish mind f*ck


    what (none / 0) (#25)
    by clays on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 04:04:34 PM PST
    whats wrong with my web page, its a picture


    this (none / 0) (#26)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 04:21:19 PM PST
    republicans look better in disguise


    Please enter a subject for your comment. (none / 0) (#38)
    by clays on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 06:29:03 AM PST
    i vote for the better person, not whoever is on my team at the time. elementary school sandbox politics may work for you; not so for me.


     
    "clay" is a known troll! (none / 0) (#28)
    by tkatchev on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 09:23:28 PM PST
    This "clay" persona is a known troll. I suggest that drastic action be taken, as adequacy.org has a strict no-trolling policy.


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    you're ignoring (none / 0) (#5)
    by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 03:36:20 PM PST
    The General Welfare Clause, Article I, Section 8.

    What does this mean? It means that the government can only exercise a few powers explicitly listed in the Constitution

    The words "..provide for the Common Defense and General Welfare of the United States.... " provide Congress with the power to determine those objects which together constitute the general welfare of the United States, and having done so may legislate for such purposes as declared to be within the meaning of the term "general welfare".

    But this means that the federal government, in fact, can do very little at all.

    The "general welfare" meant cases in which a general power might be exercised by Congress, without interfering with the powers of the States. Finally, the enumeration of powers in the 10th is meant to be qualititative. It is not credible to think of Madison as someone who abandoned his arch federalism for the Constitution he wrote.


     
    Uh... (none / 0) (#6)
    by westgeof on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 03:41:34 PM PST
    The 10th amendment has hardly any meaning whatsoever. All it says is that anything not specifically covered is up to the states. However, that doesn't give the states anything substantial, it only gives them what the federal government doesn't want. Usually when something new comes up it can be filed under something already mentioned in the constitution, but even if it isn't there's always the amendment process.

    As for the article itself, I think the whole Constitution needs a massive overhaul. It's been patched enough times, what we need is a 'revided draft,' updated for our time. A very dangerous undertaking, but as long as it's handled carefully, we should be able to create a new constitution with the spirit of the old.


    As a child I wanted to know everything. Now I miss my ignorance.

     
    youre a sad person (3.00 / 2) (#3)
    by clays on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 02:58:07 PM PST
    i dont think you even read the article you linked to. the first words say "Handgun crime 'up' despite ban." whats wrong with you?

    the constitution is a foundation for the government to base its policies on. it is not a personal guide, or a moral police metric. people who base their every action on documents written before they were born are pathetic.

    one of the things that makes the constitution great is our ability to amend it. freedom of speech gives you the ability to write articles like this. asking for restriction of speech by writing a free speech article is asinine.

    "in these days of terrorism, feminism, multi-culturalism, globalization, the internet, cheap drugs and guns"

    terrorism is thousands of years old. women have always been feminine. multiple cultures have always been in the presence of other cultures. trade made cultural sharing, and globalization possible. the printed word, radio, and television are the internets of the past. drugs have always been cheap, and most of the time, legal. if its not a gun, its anything else that maims.

    if youre going to attempt to re write historical documents, start with your old testament. the difference is that the orators of the constitution dont claim to have divine interpretation. they didnt put a clause in that explained you would be eternally tormented if your personal beliefs varied. more importantly, they didnt claim they were correct.


    please (5.00 / 1) (#7)
    by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 03:47:02 PM PST
    asking for restriction of speech by writing a free speech article is asinine.

    Freedom of Speech is well defined only in the meaning of the word 'of'. Freedom and Speech are much more difficult to elaborate, and all modern constitutions have provisions against hate speech just as the US has provisions against fighting words, but no protection for speech in commercial contexts where virtually all censorship takes place. The Constitution is a rhetorical document, not a logically coherent political theory.


    Nope. (none / 0) (#15)
    by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 11:28:31 PM PST
    Freedom of Speech is well defined only in the meaning of the word 'of'.

    Please define it, then. What does "of" mean?


    duh (none / 0) (#16)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 12:01:17 AM PST
    It's a particle demonstrating possession or attribution.


     
    poor persecuted wiccans (1.00 / 2) (#9)
    by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 04:39:57 PM PST
    "To understand why the constitution must be radicaly redesigned, you have to go back a couple of hundred years.... blah,blah,blah...Religious tolerance was not high on the agenda with Wiccans singled out for especially poor treatement."


    Wow! I had no idea the Wiccans have been persecuted for so long. That's amazing, considering wicca is a bastardisation of a mixture of pagan theories, and the Wiccan movement only began during the 1950's. But, as stated above, your high quality research permeates this entire document. Well done for sounding like a complete jackass!


    Don't insult the practicioners of Wicca (none / 0) (#17)
    by dmg on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 05:14:35 AM PST
    Follow the link and you might learn something.

    time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
    -- MC Hawking

     
    Idealists and language (4.00 / 1) (#10)
    by T Reginald Gibbons on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 05:20:45 PM PST
    I've often thought that the greatest flaw in the US constitution is not the content. It is my feeling that the constitution would be greatly improved by use of language sufficient to express the exact intention of the document, rather than leaving every single sentence open to misinterpretation and argument. The fact that the United States cannot agree on the meaning of their most important legal document is a national disgrace. Do the British bicker over the intention of phrases in the Magna Carta? Of course they do not. Even the execrable Australians have managed to cobble together a constitution that does not provoke constant debate. Why can't the greatest nation on Earth do the same?

    Of course, the various people responsible for drafting the constitution may be forgiven for their sloppy language. They were idealists, and the document is an idealistic document. It isn't intended to reflect reality, but serves instead as a advertisement for the US system of government. As such it has been quite effective. It has not been nearly so effective at promoting the rule of law, for the betterment of the people.

    One disastrous side-effect of the constitution's idealistic language is it's approachability. Any armchair-lawyer can obtain a copy of the constitution, and at five minutes reading, consider himself a well-rounded constitutional lawyer, ready to irritate friends, family and nation with his new found knowledge, most of which is absurdly incorrect. It is both a triumph of english expression and a disaster of modern law that the US constitution has remained readable over two hundred years, while most other legal documents are all but incomprehensible.

    Perhaps the most regrettable flaw in the language of the constitution is that definitions are largely abandoned. It is quite well known that the words "freedom" and "liberty" did not refer to individuals prior to the civil war, simply because people did not respect the concept of individuality. When people in the eighteenth century said "the people" this was understood to mean "the people as a group" not "every individual in the nation". In many cases, the constitution uses the word "people" when it really means "states". The document would be vastly improved by the addition of a lengthy and precise and complete set of definitions prior to the body of the document. This step alone would have obviated much of the constitutional debate in the United States. The fact that it is absent is pure unforgiveable negligence.

    In order to improve the rest of the document, a rigid structure must be adhered to, and the language provided in the definitions above strictly applied. Where documents exist to further describe and support the intention of the authors, citations should be given. Where it is necessary to use a word in a sense other than the definition given, a footnote should be made.

    These are but a few of the alterations required to transform the constitution into a concrete legal document, and take it away from the clumsy hands of the people to place it firmly in the wiser experienced domain of the courts. The fact that the drafters of the constitution did not think to apply such linguistic precision has resulted in a nation that continues to drift further and further from their ideals, and promises to fragment completely if something is not done to correct their haphazard pseudo-legal compositions.


     
    On the Second Amendment (5.00 / 1) (#11)
    by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 06:19:35 PM PST
    The perfect response for the tragedies on 9/11 is a 1911. Thats correct, the 1911 45 caliber handgun placed against someone's temple.

    It is the Second Amendment that allows us to own such wondeful tools to help keep us free and to prevent people like the author of this article from enslaving us. Help the ecomony and help yourself: Buy a gun today,


    You go girl! (3.00 / 2) (#12)
    by elenchos on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 07:30:09 PM PST
    Your local Army recruiter is waiting to see you TODAY! Get down there because your nation needs you NOW! There's fighting to be done and you're just the one... etc., etc.

    Everybody knows how to fill in the rest. Thanks for playing.


    I do, I do, I do
    --Bikini Kill


    eh... (none / 0) (#29)
    by Hunsvotti on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 12:24:25 AM PST
    Yeah... after all, there could only be one way to look at the Deuce...

    I know one (several?) Anonymous Reader who wound up clawing his own eyes out of their sockets after an unsuccessful attempt to prove to me that his black-and-white view of the second amendment was the only possible interpretation. Take a look at the "Anthrax, Please Change Your Name" article. It'll be the the post that threads down to about 15 deep. Interesting reading regardless of which side you are on.


    Pinched a nerve did we? (none / 0) (#30)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 12:35:38 AM PST
    That argument ended a day ago and you're apparently still fuming about it. Dear oh dear.


    Fuming? (none / 0) (#31)
    by Hunsvotti on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 02:34:30 AM PST
    This game of using emotionally loaded words and phrases appears to be your watermark. It seems to be your primary method of inflicting hurt against anyone who you cannot best in an argument. I am amused by this.

    I LEARNED from that argument. I learned how to avoid a kind of trap that one can fall into while debating, which is known to scholars as the "complex question." I am a better man because of that argument and that makes me feel pretty damned good. I also learned how to counter a number of arguments that you posited.

    The game began on my terms when I attacked dmg and co.'s assertion that a band should change its name, and then ended on my terms when you stormed off in disgust. BAI BAI.


    Who are you trying to convince? (none / 0) (#32)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 03:31:11 AM PST
    Are you sure you've learned? I don't really see that much improvement. Perhaps you need to retake the course. No doubt you will next time someone mentions gun control.


     
    Listen, uh... (none / 0) (#53)
    by elenchos on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 06:52:00 PM PST
    I'm sure you're posts are very, very "+5 insightful" and all that, but if you can't even figure out how to make a link to whatever it is that you think is going to be so enlightening for me, then I'm going to make the bold leap of logic that sifting through your comment history and searching out "the post that threads down about 15 deep" (do I take a left at the hog farm, Cletus, or just put it in 4-wheel and go straight on through the Civil War cemetary?) is probably not going to be so rich in wisdom that I'll not regret wasting my time.

    Thank you for not DoSing the Adequacy.


    I do, I do, I do
    --Bikini Kill


    Heh (none / 0) (#64)
    by bc on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 09:11:02 AM PST
    Thank you for not DoSing the Adequacy.

    Actually, we got dossed a bit yesterday, but thanks to our wonderful new hostess we sorted it out in no time.

    We aren't sure who to blame yet, but some Mandrake loving Anthrax fan seems likely.


    ♥, bc.

    But that just isn't possible! (none / 0) (#65)
    by elenchos on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 09:24:56 AM PST
    I've asked dozens, even hundreds, of people NOT to DoS the Adequacy, and I've proven it works. Well, we are at least sure that it works on whomever I ask, so that rules out Hunsvotti as a suspect in this incident. That only leaves anyone who I haven't asked.

    I know! Make sure no one who uses the site can get away without being asked not to launch a DoS attack. You don't want to have to tediously type up hundreds of messages for all those users, of course, so you want to automate it. You could just set up an automatic reply to every machine that makes any request to the Adequacy server that says "Thank you for not DoSing the Adequacy." Really, you would want to make it some kind of repeating beacon. So anyone surfs the site, posts a comment, whatever, and bam! hundreds, millions of requests not to DoS the site come right back at them. Who could ignore hundreds of polite requests (NB Thank you for not...)?

    OT: I heard the US moratorium on Internet Taxation expires Monday. Is someone going to come out strongly in favor of taxing the net? I have some ideas: there should be an excise on packets, and a federal tax on monthly ISP charges. Also something on servers, and individual web pages should pay per-hit. There is a war on, you know.


    I do, I do, I do
    --Bikini Kill


    You overlook the central issue (5.00 / 1) (#66)
    by T Reginald Gibbons on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 09:29:31 AM PST
    Where should the internet taxes go? I say they should go towards funding an internet police force, like CERT, only with real power. It's time we cleaned up this den of thieves, pronographers and terrorists.


    Oh Jesus (5.00 / 1) (#67)
    by T Reginald Gibbons on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 09:30:46 AM PST
    "pronographers". I used the l33t spelling. I hate myself.


    h3h3 (none / 0) (#100)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Dec 6th, 2001 at 01:40:12 AM PST
    y0u s@1d l337...


     
    commin home (none / 0) (#101)
    by Anonymous Reader on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 02:05:07 PM PST
    I wish I knew where you lived so I could get you....



     
    yes (none / 0) (#13)
    by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 09:05:03 PM PST
    Robert Frost said "Give me Liberty or Give me Death". John F. Kennedy said "I am not a crook". Caesar Chavez said "It depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is". George W. Bush said "goat?"

    I rest my case.


     
    I would like to offer my opinion. (5.00 / 1) (#14)
    by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 10:12:04 PM PST
    Sir. You are correct that a new constitution is needed to replace the sexist, racist, sizeist, ageist, carnivorocentric, homophobic, logocentric, phallically-overcompensating, scatophobic, blindist, deafist document that, despite it's offensiveness to decent, rational, caring environmentalists, labor activists, necrophiles, and persons who choose to engage in uncoerced, mutually fulfulling sexual relationships with large mammals, is currently enshrined as the sacred founding document of our nation.

    I think that assembling a database based on polling every member of society (including, IMHO, children, incarcerated persons, the so-called "insane", the so-called "retarded", the so-called "victims of Alzheimers-related dementia", and the so-called "comatose") would be the perfect way to create a core governing document for our society. However, I think that if we were to hand over the results "to a team of constitutional lawyers who could then draft a new constitution for us", we would be making the same terrible mistake as the "original" "founders".

    Instead, a sophisticated computer program (I favor a nice tidy Perl script myself) would be used to develop the laws of the nation directly from the information in the database. Periodically (once a year, say), new opinion polls would be sent out, and new laws developed from the updated database. We would thus have a society whose self-updating legal system efficiently mirrors the hearts and minds of its constituent citizenry. Eventually, as other countries see how just and benevolent our government had become, they too could be included in the system, until, like a tree growing outward to offer its life-giving fruit for the nourishment of all, the opinion poll-based legal system will extend to link all humankind in peace and justice (and Perl).


    Don't forget to GPL it! (3.00 / 2) (#24)
    by Richard C Suquer on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 03:55:42 PM PST
    You're absolutely right of course. The minorities of this nation need to work together to write a new constitution. Preferably one that prevents capitalist pigs from taking over the country.

    One thing I'd like to add, however, is that your computer program should be GPLed. The working men and womyn of the world have learned that Commercial Software is immoral, and so they would not approve of the constitution software unless it is licensed under the GPL.

    So here are the steps I'd like to take to create the Constitution.pl program:
    • Register the project on Sourceforge
    • Do some preliminary development (version 0.0.1)
    • Post it on Freshmeat.net
    • "A million eyes make all bugs shallow"
    • Allow members of the Community to submit patches and to change the program in whatever way they see fit (the "bazaar" model)
    • Make a GTK widget for Constitution.pl. And maybe a Gnome Panel applet.
    • Integrate it into Gnutella to allow MP3s and bukakke movies to be downloaded with it.
    Constitution.pl will soon be the Linux of Constitutions!

    --
    Revolution from Below! GPL the Constitution!

     
    I think... (none / 0) (#18)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 05:26:14 AM PST
    the writer, and this entire site, is the most hilarious endeavour on the web I have seen in a long time,

    Never before has so much shit, been spewed forth by so few


    *I* think... (none / 0) (#21)
    by tkatchev on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 08:47:58 AM PST
    ...that the article must have really struck a chord with you. Keep up reading this site, and God knows you might learn something.


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    Peace and much love...




    you dont think (none / 0) (#22)
    by clays on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 02:55:48 PM PST
    what god knows is none of your concern


    Please elaborate. (none / 0) (#27)
    by tkatchev on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 09:21:22 PM PST
    Please post some more commentary; unless you can discuss these issues in a responsible and adult manner, I'm going to have to assume that you are a troll. In which case I'll have to delete your posts.


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    Peace and much love...




    subject (none / 0) (#37)
    by clays on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 06:27:04 AM PST
    the first page of adequacy has cartoons having sex, a beatnik, a skull and crossbones, what appears to be a stolen, copyrighted image of hal, and a picture that would make uncle tom call the naacp. yet a photo of my eyes brings attention to me.

    one of the things i didnt notice people mention: you may just have the option of leaving this country, im not positive on this. i understand that your ancestors were short sited when they decided to come here. there is, however, a 7% chance you might not be prosecuted for escaping the US. but dont hold me liable if you are shot in the back for running to mexico. not every nation can be the cambodia of the west.


    "what god knows is none of your concern"

    you thinking you can know what god knows, thinks, or feels is evil. i dont even know what my dog is thinking about. whatever makes you believe you can realise all the knowledge of god is a flaw. i dont claim to know someones stance on every issue after i've read their biography as written by biased persons.

    "This "clay" persona is a known troll."

    i am truly sorry my "persona" seems to correspond with the shortened version of my "name."


    Are you stupid or what? (none / 0) (#41)
    by tkatchev on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 09:16:10 AM PST
    I don't live in the U.S. In fact, the only way you'll get me to live in the U.S. is if you drag me there by force, clad in irons. Though I still might fight back -- at least you wouldn't be able to stop me from biting you. (Unless you also go to the trouble of gagging me in the process.)

    The U.S. is a totalitarian empire; it might be affluent, but morally and spiritually it is a wasteland, Frankenstein's monstrosity.


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    Peace and much love...




    elaborate please (none / 0) (#47)
    by frosty on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 12:45:52 PM PST
    The U.S. is a totalitarian empire; it might be affluent, but morally and spiritually it is a wasteland, Frankenstein's monstrosity.

    Could you please elaborate a little bit on this idea that the US is "totalitarian". Do you mean overly imperialistic? I may be grossly mis-informed, but I do not feel like I live in a totalitarian state, unless my definition of that word is radically different than yours. Also, what (if any) other contries are not (in the aggregate) morally and spiritually deprived??


    "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" -J.R.R. Tolkien

    Why, of course. (none / 0) (#56)
    by tkatchev on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 01:28:48 AM PST
    Of course you don't realize that the U.S. is totalitarian, since you never lived in any other country! You're not even qualified to make a judgement, since you have no way of comparing.

    The U.S. is a totalitarian society (not government, there is a difference) because it tries to control the minds of people living there. There is a tremendous psychological press to fit into the groupthink. I think you've felt it yourself -- only you probably think that the feeling is something that's part of every human society. Well, guess what: it's not! In other societies, you're allowed to be a jackass if you want to. People may not like you, but they won't try to persecute for it.

    P.S. All countries are morally and spiritually deprived. But, unlike the U.S., they don't have any messianic ideas about "saving" the world.


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    Peace and much love...




    idiot again (0.00 / 1) (#60)
    by clays on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 04:48:49 AM PST
    you know as much about the states as dmg knows about anthrax. i actually know people who moved here from ukraine. they were persecuted for being different. i dont know anyone who moved from the usa to the cccp for this reason.


     
    USA totalitarian (none / 0) (#71)
    by Canadian Right on Sun Oct 21st, 2001 at 10:14:55 PM PST
    The USA is quickly turning into a Nation that puts large corporations and their profits before the common people. Large corporations can afford to buy laws. Just ask those fine people at Chiquita who started a trade war over bananas, or Disney that got copyrights extended just in time to keep Mickey Mouse out of the public domain. The war on drugs is an affront to personal freedon. The usa government wants to make computer hackers, you know those harmless people who muck about with unsecured servers, equivelant to terrorists!!! The USA government, at the well paid urging of RIAA (cabal of record labels that want to squeeze more money from their music)to pass a law making it mandatory for ALL digital devices to have hardware built in to prevent copying copyrighted material. The USA has already made it illegal to circumvent copyright controls. If you legally buy a copyrighted work, but want to listen, watch, or read it on non-sanctioned hardware, you could go to jail for copying what you legally own. The freedom loving USA has already arrested a programmer who dared point how how lame the security controls were on Adobe's products, a Universty Prof was muzzled by this same law (he's trying to sue), and the USA pressured Dennmark into arresting a 16 year old kid who worked on a program to play DVD's on computers not sanctioned by the RIAA.

    And of course, to protect freedom, you'll have give up a lot of your freedom after Sept 11.
    Anarchists never Rule

     
    One Word: Japan (none / 0) (#98)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Oct 25th, 2001 at 01:39:33 PM PST
    "The U.S. is a totalitarian society (not government, there is a difference) because it tries to control the minds of people living there. There is a tremendous psychological press to fit into the groupthink. I think you've felt it yourself -- only you probably think that the feeling is something that's part of every human society. Well, guess what: it's not! In other societies, you're allowed to be a jackass if you want to. People may not like you, but they won't try to persecute for it."

    Tell me how Japan is better than the US in this respect.


     
    d (none / 0) (#51)
    by clays on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 02:52:26 PM PST
    this is obviously a shocking revelation to you, but its not my goal in life to force people who hate the united states to live here. i am more of the "get the fuck out" type than the "please come and degrade my society with your ignorance" type


    I repeat: (none / 0) (#57)
    by tkatchev on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 01:30:27 AM PST
    I do not live in the U.S. I hate your country, OK? Why should I live in a place I hate?


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    Peace and much love...




    idiot (0.00 / 1) (#59)
    by clays on Sat Oct 20th, 2001 at 04:38:58 AM PST
    you obviously didnt read, or understand, what i said.


     
    A few mistakes in the article (none / 0) (#19)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 08:28:18 AM PST
    <<Here we could learn a lot from our cousins across the pond. They recently outlawed handguns completely, and have experienced a spectacular fall in the number of crimes committed with legally held handguns.>>

    Yes but the criminial don't exact register guns no w do they? I am all for restricting the TYPE of guns people can obtain. Hunting rifle, hand guns, maybe even a shotgun. However, I do not believe that people NEED bazookas. I am aslo in favor of the fact that many states hold parents responsible for the children's actions. "Hey why wasn't the gun hdden and SECURED?"

    <<Seventh Amendment: In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.>>

    This guranteeing a persons rights to a trial by jury. It means that at no time can a court deny this. Many times jurors have found people to be innocent then new evidence finds the killer was someone else. I know that if I were wrongly accused I would not want this right taken away. It also states that if a jury finds you guilty you cannot recommend an appeal unless your right acording to the Constitution were denied. Such as if a judge refuses to permit evidence that would have proven you innocent. The twenty dollars has also been re-evaluated and inflation does play a role. So it's really no longer $20.

    The reasonn we don't call for a major overhaul is that it requires such a LARGE vote to even ammend a single portion if the document. Also we would have to be guarenteed that the Bill of Rights remain in tact. The are the life-blood of the Constitution. Amendments which grants citizens of the US their God given rights, and all subsuquent amendments must adhere to these guidlines.


     
    Better idea (none / 0) (#33)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 05:30:29 AM PST
    I'm partial to the Articles of the Confederation myself. Seriously.

    I believe that you have a right to make hate speech--laws can't force respect, and when you try to force someone to get along with people he doesn't want to get along with, you're asking for trouble. It's better to let them remain separate, and let people say what they wish about others as long as they don't go causing direct physical harm.


    that makes little consistent sense (none / 0) (#40)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 08:48:01 AM PST
    I believe that you have a right to make hate speech--laws can't force respect,

    Similiarly, murder is a Right. Hate speech is a crime and hate speech laws punish that crime. Respect for victims isnt a consideration in punishing crime.


    no, .... (none / 0) (#43)
    by frosty on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 11:48:11 AM PST
    Respect for victims isnt a consideration in punishing crime.

    Respect for victims is a massive consideration in most crimes. "hate crimes" are much more severely procecuted, and the punishments are much tougher than for non-hate crimes. Now unless you want to claim that hating and respectfully hating are two different things, this is a good example of respect for the victims of your crime having a considerable impact on punishment.


    "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" -J.R.R. Tolkien

    no (none / 0) (#45)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 12:30:04 PM PST
    "hate crimes" are much more severely procecuted, and the punishments are much tougher than for non-hate crimes.

    You are referring to penalty enhanced sentencing which punish motive. Obviously if motive is punished, the root comment is proven incorrect.


    incidentally (none / 0) (#48)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 01:01:34 PM PST
    Not all states have enacted anti defamation laws with provisions for enhanced, motive based sentencing precisely because punishing motive is still a very novel development in American jurisprudence. Nevertheless, R.A.V. v. City of St. Paul and Wisconsin v. Mitchell have decided the Constitutionality of such legislation is acceptable under the very First Amendment under discussion. It may be small first step towards parity with UN FoS model legislation, but it is a step which would have been inconceivable 50 years ago.


    No more UN! (none / 0) (#73)
    by Anonymous Reader on Mon Oct 22nd, 2001 at 03:47:59 PM PST
    Of course, it's high time for the US to get itself out of the UN.


    I'd go one further with that useful logic. (none / 0) (#74)
    by Anonymous Reader on Mon Oct 22nd, 2001 at 04:31:46 PM PST
    It's time the US left the planet. I dont think anyone seriously denies the planet would be better off for its departure.


     
    You defeat your own argument... (5.00 / 1) (#34)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 05:30:35 AM PST
    It is precisely because of the Constitution that you are even able to post this document, so I find it quite interesting that you, who obviously have no concept of just how important the rights it grants really are, would be so against it. Allow me to elaborate.

    As concerns the First Amendment: Surely, we can agree that all people must be held equal before the law. But then, too, must all human thought be held equal before the law, because it is our capacity for thought which makes us human. Therefore, all human expression of thought, including speech, must be held equal, for is it by expression that thoughts propagate.

    Or, to put it another way, all ideas have a fundamental right to exist. Even those as reprehensible as racism. Racism in and of itself hurts no one, despicable as it might be. Racial violence certainly does hurt people, but this is already a crime, and thus there is no need for new laws about it. But the most important reason that all speech must be protected is this: no human knows the truth. We've all got it wrong, and yes, I do include myself in this. Everyone has a different viewpoint, because we're all individuals, and is is somewhere in between those viewpoints that the truth is found. So when you start restricting human thought, as you would do, you permanently cripple humanity's ability to accurately ascertain truth. Could anything be more criminal against humanity than that, to strangle the human mind? Just because you don't like something is not a license to destroy it.

    The Second Amendment: Perhaps the most poorly-worded amendment in the Constitution, but one of the most important. People seem to think that "regulated" means "organized." This is not so. If you look in dictionaries from then and now, you find that to "regulate" something is to hold it in control, to check its power to keep it from becoming too weak or too strong. This is the final check and balance in the system: the ability to revolt, should the government go corrupt. Of course, even this is checked: revolution is treason, so if you want to revolt, you'd better be able to win so you can pardon yourself, or you're screwed. And further, with the modern military, you have to have absolutely overwhelming popular support in order to have even the slimmest chance of winning. A good balance, I think.

    Also notable: in every single state that has passed a law allowing for concealed-weapons permits, violent crime has gone down, not up. Just another point for the plain and simple fact that an inanimate object does not cause violence, the person wielding it does. People are responsible for their own actions.

    And finally, the Seventh Amendment: Sure, trial by jury isn't that economical. That doesn't matter, because it is the only fair way to carry out a trial. Why? Because it is the people's check on the judiciary. Think about this. A judge is bound to uphold the law. This is in the job description. They can only act counter to the law when said law is unconstitutional. But a jury is under no such obligation. Even if a person has broken a law, a jury can refuse to convict if they find the law to be unfair. A