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Should RobotSlave be banned?
Yes 35%
Only when proved that he posts on kur0shin the stuff he deletes off Adequacy 65%

Votes: 20

 Just call me Mystic Fucking Meg.

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Sep 05, 2002
Recently, I was offering my opinion on war against Iraq. You lot didn't take my dire warnings seriously enough.

Today, I opened a newspaper...

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... or rather, an electronic newspaper, and I noticed an article where Arab leaders warn the Yanks not to make war against Iraq, for precisely the same reason as I outlined last Saturday.

Compare and contrast:
"Arab foreign ministers have warned that a military strike on Iraq would "open the gates of hell". -- BBC News Online
Now, I don't see eye to eye with these Arab chaps, but I'm glad to see them spreading my prophecy to the world's media organisations. Perhaps Bush will heed the message in time. But, if he would just read more often, he'd learn these things straight up.

[Author's Note: Mr Isn't's intended diary "Why we should make all Americans illegal" has been postponed due to atrocity anniversaries, i.e. Princess Diana's car crash, etc. It is now scheduled to appear at a later date.]


I am impressed. (none / 0) (#1)
by dmg on Thu Sep 5th, 2002 at 06:29:41 PM PST
What method do you use to divine the future ? You may remember my earlier diary where I was wondering whether tarot or astrology was better at predicting the future. You seem to have a gift.

Who do you think will win the future gulf war ? I will be basing some pretty significant investment decisions on your answer...

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

It won't be of much use to you, (none / 0) (#5)
by because it isnt on Fri Sep 6th, 2002 at 02:53:04 PM PST
because I doubt you could pass the Space Marine entrance tests, but I'll tell you anyway.

There's nothing quite like a BFG-9000 for turning a snarling, unstoppable army of undead warriors and foul beasts from the darkest pits of Hell into a bunch of blubbering Mama's boys. They sing like canaries, too.

As for your second question, I cannot say who will 'win' the war, all I can tell you is that the Arabs will still have all the oil.

Good day, Sir. -- because it isn't

Wow (none / 0) (#2)
by First Incision on Thu Sep 5th, 2002 at 08:17:46 PM PST
I have found a new respect for you Mr. Isn't. Your hand is truly on the pulse of society. I will no longer dismiss your comments, but search for the prophecy within.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

Gates of Hell (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by jvance on Thu Sep 5th, 2002 at 09:18:03 PM PST
Really, when the Arabs get in on the act, it's time to stop the rampant Microsoft bashing.
Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

Who is Princess Diane? (none / 0) (#4)
by PotatoError on Fri Sep 6th, 2002 at 08:49:27 AM PST
and why is crashing her car such a big atrocity?

She's the Queen of our Hearts (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by because it isnt on Fri Sep 6th, 2002 at 03:56:14 PM PST
and it's an atrocity that she didn't wear her fucking seatbelt, the stupid bint. If she had, she'd probably still be alive today. -- because it isn't

Playing with the Queen of Hearts,... (none / 0) (#8)
by The Mad Scientist on Fri Sep 6th, 2002 at 05:38:03 PM PST
...knowing it ain't really smart...

Hmmmm (none / 0) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 7th, 2002 at 10:10:50 PM PST
I doubt very much that she would have survived any subsequent attempt by MI5/6 to get rid of her. To fuck it up once is careless, but to fuck it up twice...<p>
That guy that was in the passenger seat, has he got his memory back yet ?

MI6 aren't trying to get rid of her, (none / 0) (#10)
by because it isnt on Sun Sep 8th, 2002 at 05:34:26 AM PST
it's a conspiracy between Prince Phillip and the Corgis, and they only want to keep Dodi Fayed off the throne and stop Mohammed "Al" Fayed from getting a fuggin' passport.

Actually, I've been thinking perverse thoughts again. Diana was the most popular member of the royal family. Young boys think she's a bit of alright (much as young girls swoon at Prince William), but what would they think of her if she had limbs missing and big scars everywhere? -- because it isn't

That works for me (NT) (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by walwyn on Sun Sep 8th, 2002 at 08:23:42 AM PST

Wars don't determine who is right. (none / 0) (#6)
by The Mad Scientist on Fri Sep 6th, 2002 at 03:09:58 PM PST
Wars determine who is left.


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