| All young women want to be artists|
It seems that all young women want to be artists. My dillemma is that while I desire their company, I hate art and refuse to feign interest in it anymore. I can't stomach another moment of viewing art with them, or listening to their proclamations that they will quit their jobs to make art, or read personal ads stating that they are interested in candle-lit walks along the beach, and fine art. When I was twenty years old and tortured by my burning loins, I could tolerate being dragged into the Museum Shoppe on the way to Sears to buy a ball peen hammer. Well I can't take it any longer. Please introduce me a woman who doesn't want to be an artist, or believe that her meme-induced appreciation of impressionist painting is her unique, fine taste showing through.
Where can I find her?