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 Plumbing the Depths of Your Patience

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Sep 03, 2002
[editor's note, by RobotSlave] Content added.

More diaries by vasudeva
Libby Hoeler, You Fuckwhore
'Lo! lorde,' quoț țe leude, and țe lace hondeled,
'Țis is țe bende of țis blame I bere in my nek,
Țis is țe lațe and țe losse țat I lat haue
Of couardise and couetyse țat I haf cat țare;
Țis is țe token of vntrawțe țat I am tan inne,
And I mot nedez hit were wyle I may last;
For mon may hyden his harme, bot vnhap ne may hit,
For țer hit onez is tachched twynne wil hit neuer.'
Țe kyng comfortez țe knyt, and alle țe court als
Laen loude țerat, and luflyly acorden
Țat lordes and ladis țat longed to țe Table,
Vche burne of țe broțerhede, a bauderyk schulde haue,
A bende abelef hym aboute of a bryt grene,
And țat, for sake of țat segge, in swete to were.
For țat watz acorded țe renoun of țe Rounde Table,
And he honoured țat hit hade euermore after,
As hit is breued in țe best boke of romaunce.
Țus in Arthurus day țis aunter bitidde,
Țe Brutus bokez țerof beres wyttenesse;
Syphen Brutus, țe bolde burne, boed hider fyrst,
After țe segge and țe asaute watz sesed at Troye,
Mony aunterez here-biforne
Haf fallen suche er țis.
Now țat here țe croun of țorne,
He bryng vus to his blysse! AMEN.


y0 dawg dat shit wuz PHAT!!1! (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Sep 3rd, 2002 at 02:17:37 PM PST
mad rhyme skillz cuz!!! spin dat shit!!! w3rd!

Check your grammar before posting, dawg. (none / 0) (#2)
by jer on Tue Sep 3rd, 2002 at 06:08:41 PM PST
While I can tolerate Ebonics on Adequacy (merely a bastardization of the one true language, produced by rich media executives to infiltrate middle-class suburbia), I cannot tolerate such a glaring grammar mistake as the one I see in your post.

You said:
mad rhyme skillz cuz!!!
Besides being a fragment, 'rhyme' should be the present participle 'rhymin'. One does not possesses just a single phat rhyme skill, he possesses a set of phat rhymin skillz.

Intentional foul. (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Sep 3rd, 2002 at 06:20:19 PM PST
The fact that the error you note was coupled with a substitution of "cuz" (because) for "coz" (cousin) makes me suspect that our friend was merely having a bit of fun with us.

vouz (none / 0) (#4)
by nathan on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 09:27:21 AM PST
êtes honte?

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Grammaire: avez honte (n/t) (none / 0) (#5)
by gzt on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 10:55:13 AM PST

dammit (none / 0) (#6)
by nathan on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 12:20:36 PM PST
I keep trying to speak French and speaking Romanian instead.

You are right, of course.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Să-ţi fie ruşine! (n/t) (none / 0) (#7)
by gzt on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 12:49:22 PM PST
I like phrasebooks.

Dammit! (n/t) (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by gzt on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 12:52:05 PM PST


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