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 Oh ghod this is rich.

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Jul 22, 2002
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This is too funny -- also, please, note the photo!
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What??? (none / 0) (#1)
by madtimebat on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 12:13:09 PM PST
A British guy goes to prison for 7 years for smuggling weapons in Russia, and this is funny how? He looks like jail in Russia isn't pleasant, which isn't particularly funny either.


You missed a critical detail (none / 0) (#2)
by KingAzzy on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 02:55:21 PM PST
.. his "Lunix rules!" T-shirt, of course!



Where? (none / 0) (#3)
by gordonjcp on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 03:45:01 PM PST
All you can see is the very top of his shirt, which seems to be a plain blue shirt.


Look behind you! (none / 0) (#5)
by because it isnt on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 04:17:25 PM PST
A three-headed monkey! Look!
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That's amazing! (none / 0) (#7)
by zikzak on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 05:54:14 PM PST
I didn't even hear him come in.


 
Hang on a second... (none / 0) (#9)
by gordonjcp on Tue Jul 23rd, 2002 at 02:20:13 AM PST
... it's the same shade as the old Microsoft logo!


 
Gee thanks guys.. (none / 0) (#4)
by DG on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 03:46:51 PM PST
Dropping my Question down below where people can see it.. I thought it was valid to ask for a good translator, so i could read what the linked page had on it, some one tell me why my comment is gone.. hello editors could i get a reply..
2002, DG. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

You posted it in the Hell poll, (3.00 / 1) (#6)
by because it isnt on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 04:19:17 PM PST
you fucking numpty. Here, let me wipe your bib clean.
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Bah (none / 0) (#11)
by DG on Tue Jul 23rd, 2002 at 09:24:57 PM PST
Fuck you, my brain was fried from being awake for 3 days.. sometimes I miss so give me fucking break, there is no fucking way you can tell me you work very well after 3 days of insomnia..
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2002, DG. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

D-G Sir (none / 0) (#12)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Tue Jul 23rd, 2002 at 10:25:16 PM PST
As a respected member of Citizen Corps I have reported you to the F.B.I. for your obvious drug issues. You, and your speed addiction are truly Un-American. You filthy terrorist. May you rot in hell.


--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

 
Scary. (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 23rd, 2002 at 12:29:41 AM PST
One more reason for me to join the German Army next year.


 
Translation and my interpretation (none / 0) (#10)
by madtimebat on Tue Jul 23rd, 2002 at 07:30:22 PM PST
<A HREF="http://babelfish.altavista.com/urltrurl?lp=ru_en&url=http%3A%2F%2Flenta.ru%2Fvojna%2F2002%2F07%2F22%2Fbritish%2F">A pretty good translation from altavista of the article</A>

The old communist countries produced a huge number of weapons. The economic extras that we spent on disco and video games, they spent on extra guns and bombs. These weapons have almost entirely disappeared. We don't know where they all went, but assumeable they have disappeared into the international arms trade underground. Scarier than just the AK-47s and such, is the nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons that could be ending up in the hands of terrorists. This man evidentally was originally from Algeria, so we can all imagine some horrible terrorist link.

There is also the opposite horror. Many of these former Soviets have not accepted the freedoms that are being forced apon them. They try to invent crimes to accuse those that are trying to convert them. The Salvation Army is still banned from Moscow as a "paramilitary terrorist army". He could well be a Islamic British citizen who went to a mainly Islamic area of Russia to help teach the locals the how to be free. He could be falsely accused of a scary crime in order to get him out of the way. In the picture, he appears to have been abused.

As with many stories from half way around the world, it is hard to tell what really is happening. Many times the horrors of modern living can be the source of humor, but it is difficult to do well. I am sorry to say there there has been no effort to make this humorous.


"teach the locals how to be free"? (0.00 / 1) (#13)
by tkatchev on Tue Jul 23rd, 2002 at 11:46:45 PM PST
Why, thanks. Go fuck yourself and die, moron.


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Peace and much love...




 

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