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 Communist Euro takes American Democratic Pound

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jul 15, 2002
My homepage, The Drudge Report has informed me of this sad sad news.

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The American pound has been passed in value by the Euromean Deutchmark today, after jittery American investors shat their pants over the soon-to-be-released falsified quarterly earnings reports. This is simply a kick in the gut to democracy, and a win for the rampant socialism (a veil for communism) that plauges Europe like a veneral disease. When American capitalism slowly disintegrates due to corporate greed and corrupt business practices, socialism WINS!!! We can't let this happen!

We must be honest people when doing business, or the peasants we rip-off start demanding that the government become our moral guide. Their ignorant minds don't see the whole picture of a powerful state that begins to restrict once vital freedoms to protect its own interests. We take pornography, SUVs, guns, the death penalty, and pornography for granted; these are our freedoms! Do you think socialism loves these things so vital to our everyday lives as Americans? It doesn't trust me! Shape up American business, or feel the wrath of socialism's freedom snuffing cudgel.


I salute you.. (1.00 / 1) (#1)
by DG on Mon Jul 15th, 2002 at 03:35:22 PM PST
For making a diary entry more confusing than any on kur5hit.. after about the first line, i lost track of what you where trying to say.

Watch out for those men in white suits, they are coming to put you in a nice rubber room for yours and ours safty..

Look, You dropped your tinfoil hat!


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