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Jun 08, 2002
I am writing from my moonbase. As you know, it has been war with Prof. Slobidon Milosovick (apologies for the spelling, we english prefer our names spelled correctly).

With that, you can extrapolate the rest - The war was hell. The sea turtles were aquired, the weather machine worked flawlessly and moreover, the tunnel to china enabled my troops to take out Milosovicks foriegn armies.

Make no mistake, many many lives of Slobidon's army were lost. In the end, I got the girl, and won the support of my peers. Not only that, but the moonbase is now secure, and Prof. Milosovick is in my laser fenced moonjail enjoying the pleasures of anal sex with his new "roommate".

I will post pictures Milosovick in the comming days, however this is his current state as we speak.

May you all have a safe evening. I suggest you cuddle with your loved one in front of an open fire with a fine bottle of oak barrel aged Pinot Noir imported from region of Bordeaux and watch the sun set over your ocean front homes. You are now safe from the likes of Prof. Milosovick.

May god bless each and every one of you.


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Many thanks, Dr. Martino Cortez, PhD. (none / 0) (#1)
by elenchos on Sat Jun 8th, 2002 at 09:44:06 PM PST

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