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What utencil do you perffer to use in your day to day mass murders, stalking exploits, and various other activities
Wisk: twisted wire at the ready, yeah, it turns me on! 33%
Spatula: It kind of reminds you of your mother, dosen't it? 22%
Cork Remover: a great way to say I love you! so subtle... 11%
Tongs: mind boggling possiblites 0%
Spork: elegant, good for any occasion 22%
Laddle: challenging to master but VERY rewarding 11%

Votes: 9

 The mighty power of kitchen utencils

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jun 28, 2002
I realized when reading a intresting posting by a interesting fellow...wink wink nudge nudge. That it is clearly time to establish witch utencil is the superior weapon of chioce.


Ears yore ansieh (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jun 28th, 2002 at 02:57:28 PM PST
Yirah gohdamd firie! Faken kwears. Gao bick ta Wales, ye fop.

Yours most kindly,
A. British Person

Eat me (none / 0) (#4)
by Pseudo on Wed Jul 10th, 2002 at 07:15:01 AM PST
I am not a ferie, simply female. You know, breasts and what not.

Thank you however for your concern over my sexual prefrence. I will remember to keep yours in mind as well.


You illiterate, insensitive dolt. (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jun 29th, 2002 at 04:46:32 AM PST
How could you forget the ultimate of all kitchen/dining utensils, the chopsticks? Simple, elegant, exotic, multicultural and aggressively efficient at all your kitchen needs short of sawing at protein with a jagged edge.

Broaden your horizons, my juvenile friend.

blah (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jun 29th, 2002 at 02:18:44 PM PST
Don't ever forget the destructive potential of the humble spatula. I feel that this is an little known but widely used weapon of choice around many a kitchen.

Sure you can get pretty funky with a pair of chopsticks or a wooden spoon but the spatula has it all.

Long live the spatula.

bitter sweet (none / 0) (#5)
by Pseudo on Wed Jul 10th, 2002 at 07:22:54 AM PST
please forgive my impudence,

The chopsticks are indeed more than worthy of mention within the list of top kitchen utencils.

Unfortuatly, I was envolved in an "incident" envolving chopsticks not so long ago.

I simply hoped to aviod the painful reccolection, while I am copeing with my loss.

Thank you for your sensitivity,


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