Adequacy front page
Stories Diaries Polls Users

Home About Topics Rejects Abortions
This is an archive site only. It is no longer maintained. You can not post comments. You can not make an account. Your email will not be read. Please read this page if you have questions.
Is bin Laden dead?
Yes 11%
No 19%
Who cares? 15%
Of course. He never existed to begin with, and is part of a sinister government plot. 42%
Who? 11%

Votes: 26


 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jun 23, 2002
Sorry. It had to be said. He's the idiot who trained the most twisted, sadistic, nefarious moron in the history of mankind. No, not Daddy Bush, you sick leftist. Osama bin Laden. But now, rejoice! Bin Laden is dead!

More diaries by gohomeandshoveit
Nya Nya Nya
New Twist on Godwin's Law
As Per the Norm
Yes. Terrorist Osama bin Laden has been killed, likely in an explosion near one of his caves he was hiding in after 9/11. Of course, the government doesn't want to admit it, because:

1. they don't have concrete evidence (read: his head isn't sitting in the Oval Office on a silver platter)


2. if they did admit that they killed bin Laden, the uneducated Muslim community would see it as an admission of America being a bully, picking on the weak, backward countries like Afghanistan, making greater their hatred of our country.

One may ask, "if bin Laden is dead, and it would be good for the terrorists if we admitted that we killed him, then why don't the terrorists say he's dead?" That's a good question, but the explanation is simple: it would be an admission that their fearless leader isn't invincible, and that it would be a serious blow to have come from the terrorist network itself, not anybody else.

For now, however, the terrorists have enough look-alikes to star in their fuck-you videos released to America glorifying their acts of villainy, and the government here is content to feed patriotic fever directed against an enemy that actually has a face, not a shadowy network of unnamed souls. So, our government and al-Qaeda have an unspoken pact that makes both of them look good. It makes me sick.


usa is not seen as a bully (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 03:12:05 PM PST
its sseen as the bully that not only steals ur lunch money but also robs your familys savings burn down ur house and molests every woman insight..

What is wrong with that? (1.00 / 1) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jun 24th, 2002 at 08:42:00 AM PST
Are you some kind of pussy you fAg?

Most twisted, sadistic, nefarious moron in history (1.00 / 1) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 04:05:46 PM PST
Bin Laden? Don't think so. Try Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler or even the USA's current bete noire, Saddam.

On the Death's Rictus scale of man's inhumanity to man, the events of '911' or 11/9/2001 are a merely a tiny blip. Insignificant casualities compared the slaughter in Rwanda for example.

It's only because it hapenned to the most self obsessed and inward looking nation on earth that happens to have the most powerful media, that we are still discussing it today.

Re: (none / 0) (#3)
by gohomeandshoveit on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 04:13:03 PM PST
I don't know much about the IQ of Pol Pot, but Stalin, Hitler, and Saddam do not quite qualify as morons, unless messing with the U.S. is enough to make you a moron. Bin Laden has, in fact, an education to rival a 5th-grader's, AND he messed with the U.S., which definitely qualifies him as a moron.

well if the 911 attacks happened (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 04:54:39 PM PST
the american government must be at the level of 1 graders...

and the grade level obviously drops down to pre-k (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 05:56:26 PM PST
when rebumplicans are in office

Tch. (none / 0) (#8)
by because it isnt on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 06:08:03 PM PST
You just can't get good political satire these days. -- because it isn't

word (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 04:55:17 PM PST
word man word

Excuse me (4.50 / 2) (#7)
by First Incision on Sun Jun 23rd, 2002 at 05:59:48 PM PST
I am insulted by your claim of how inward-looking we are. Especially when there are countries like North Korea and France in the world.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

Brown naked savages killing each other (none / 0) (#10)
by KingAzzy on Mon Jun 24th, 2002 at 01:10:45 PM PST
The proud and mighty white race stopped slaughtering each other over religious zealotry almost a thousand years ago. We EVOLVED.

Since 9/11 we have realized that we can no longer simply allow the backwards third world to simply run amock and do whatever they want to do.

We are in the process of rebuilding Afghanistan. In a sick way, 9/11 was the best thing that could have happened for that nation.

This is the modern White Man's Burden.

By the time WW3 is over, we will have ushered in a New World Order. The chaos and ignorance that envelopes these countries will be conquered and destroyed. Women's rights shall be restored, education systems, infrastructure, civil liberties..

And those who refuse to come along will be summarily dispatched.

Yeah yeah, you're being satirical, (none / 0) (#11)
by because it isnt on Mon Jun 24th, 2002 at 01:20:52 PM PST
but COME OFF IT MISTER! Northen Ireland? The Balkans? HELLO! You're not kidding anyone. We're still using the excuse of religious zealotry as an excuse to have wars even to this day! -- because it isn't

Everyone knows.. (none / 0) (#12)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jun 24th, 2002 at 01:39:31 PM PST
... the Irish and Slavs are mongrel races who should have been finished off long ago. Thus I ask you to refute the poster's thesis that proper whites do not slaughter each other. No more of these parlour tricks please!

Proper whites? (none / 0) (#13)
by because it isnt on Mon Jun 24th, 2002 at 01:48:59 PM PST
You mean Michael Jackson? He's the only totally white dude on the planet, man. -- because it isn't

Big deal. (none / 0) (#14)
by tkatchev on Mon Jun 24th, 2002 at 01:54:04 PM PST
Only because he has synthetic skin made of plastic. On the plus side, he probably doesn't need to bother bathing -- simply wipe yourself with a bit of toilet cleaner, and you're set.

Peace and much love...

uhhhh (5.00 / 2) (#15)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jun 27th, 2002 at 09:25:17 AM PST
none of those people pose a real threat... our only real threat is ourselves. we are a country of xenophobes and eventually we will start herding our own to be processed to make sure the are subordinate to the state. and 9/11 is relativley nothing compared to the millions and millions we kill just with our embargos.


All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective companies. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest ® 2001, 2002, 2003 The name, logo, symbol, and taglines "News for Grown-Ups", "Most Controversial Site on the Internet", "Linux Zealot", and "He just loves Open Source Software", and the RGB color value: D7D7D7 are trademarks of No part of this site may be republished or reproduced in whatever form without prior written permission by and, if and when applicable, prior written permission by the contributing author(s), artist(s), or user(s). Any inquiries are directed to