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Are your kids like me?are you like my parents?
yes? 16%
no? 16%
im not sure? 4%
does your child do drugs to relax?because yu are like my dad? 4%
Are you a bastard? 18%
Are you over protective? 2%
Do you spend too much ime here? 12%
When you "speak" to your kids are you a @#$%&^()*/? 25%

Votes: 48

 How you FOOL's are making kids want to DIE

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jun 03, 2002
ME:I am a 14 year old male who is about to kill himself because of parents like you.My dad reads this crap on this website and now he is this "overprotective" ex-usmc Racist father to me.He makes me want to kill myself.What has kept me from this?DRUGS i get high and i forget about ALL my problems.MY DAD:(stepdad actually)He was a marine in the Vietnam "era" he is racist and a bastard.He yells at me everyday about Being a N!gger not being able to join the army(which i'll get into later)And not being able to become an officer.He is overprotective=When i ask to go to my 14 year old's friend's house he asks me if im going to be persuaded to have sex,He insists on meeting the friend (20 questions ring a bell?)He FOLLOWS me when i walk to make sure i dont get rapped DAMN CNN.THE ARMY: i want a fire arm but im only 14 SO I CaNt HAVE A GODDAMN BB gun.Fucking Columbine.Because of this he thinks im going to kill people.So when im in the army i can get a gun.BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEND?I Couldn't take it anymore, all the drugs in the world culdnt help me.So i SNAPPED i NOT ON THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS started going crazy yelling at my dad.I told him i was GAY so i couldnt go in the army which he yells at me about remember?I also said alot of things about how lots of things piss me off.I wanted to kill myself with my BARE HANDS if i had to but then I thought to myself 'Damn i dont want to die a virgin.."So now allitle bit later he has backed off and he is in las vegas now.AWAY.I am with my mom and brother now.MY BROTHER:he sucks up sooo damn bad.Make me look like crap.He gets everything he wants for free.I have to work for what i want.Anyways...MY MOM she works alot..basicly hates me for everything.Was i born feet first?She lets me go to friends house and lets me do things more freely.So now i am still without anything i want/i still do drugs/and i basicly want to die.I hope all you PRICKS who read this will loosen up with your kids.You might never know...

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damn... (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jun 3rd, 2002 at 07:54:40 PM PST
You are stoned like hell

Anonymous Reader
The only One

Holy crap. (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jun 3rd, 2002 at 08:40:55 PM PST
First the hackers article and now this?

Where are the editors when you need them?

actually (none / 0) (#9)
by yeap on Wed Jun 12th, 2002 at 05:34:41 AM PST
this is the Hall of Shame... its what didn't make it to get published.

Lie low (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jun 3rd, 2002 at 10:01:54 PM PST
Lie low for a few years, stay off your parents' radar and move out as soon as possible. Four years might sound like a long time, but it'll seem short in retrospect.

Tips on your next story (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jun 5th, 2002 at 11:26:03 AM PST
Ok, I understand the teen angst you are going through. But if you want you want your point to get across, try some of these: When you want to start a new paragraph, type "<P>". This will make it easier for us to read. Then, try to use grammar as your friend. It makes life a lot easier for everybody. Don't commit suicide; it's not fun to die. Trust me on that one.

hey! (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jun 5th, 2002 at 04:07:21 PM PST
Look in the title!!

Actually... (none / 0) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jun 6th, 2002 at 10:21:30 AM PST
Don't kill yourself. I know this is going to sound like a cliche, but, really, things aren't as bad as they might seem.

Being gay won't keep you out of the military. They've got that "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, so as long as you don't tell your recruiter or your fellow soldiers you should be OK. (You said that your stepfather's retired, so it's not a problem that he knows.)

Besides, if you're 14 now, then you won't be able to enlist until 2006. By then, we'll have a new president and hopefully he'll put a more enlightened policy in place.

Semper Fi!

it's true (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jun 7th, 2002 at 12:11:39 PM PST
I guess people don't try and notice it as much as they want, but we live in a free country with heavy restrictions on our freedom. It might not be nearly as bad as India or South Africa, but how can it be called freedom when one can't freely speak his mind in a public place. Decency is something that controls much of the law, common courtesy, and things such as this are the basis on which many of the laws are made. I mean, I was in court the other day for a daytime curfew violation, for which I had to pay a $212 dollar fine. Daytime curfew... I wasn't even in a public place I was driving down the private easement that leads to our house, yet I was still stopped and arrested. While I was in court, I was reading some of the tickets they could give out, and I saw one that really struck me as a foolish law. Failure to use A/C or heat - Fine: 235$. Yes that's right, get pulled over, the cop leans in... "My My, it feels a bit hot in here, I think I'm going to have to give you a citation." I mean seriously what kind of shit is that, if I want to use my A/C it's my choice not the goddamn law. It's laws like this, laws of the rich to middle class that disband the freedoms. I'd go into this more, but I'm sort of pressed for time to on to my next point.

I don't know if you people have read the book or not, but Chaos Theory is a very good book to read about how institutionalized systems destroy themselves. Think of it like this, you take a system with controls, the 'controlled' subjects are going to conform for the most part, but there will be a few chaotic ones that wish to deviate from the normal, and they will be influenced by the control. Case in point - the control here in the U.S. is the military, so when we have people that displace themselves from the rest, they create an opposition in the form of, yes you guessed it, a military... All this goes to show, that control is something that will ALWAYS have it's chaotic deviations. People are not going to adhere to rules just because they were written by some man 500 years ago wearing a big fake white long-haired wig.

It bodes the same with parents. Abuse your kids, control them, sure go ahead. But you won't like the result. One of two things will happen, you'll end up with a kid that hates you in the back of his/her mind but just never shows it, or you'll end up with a sadistic little drug addict that wants to escape your castle of abusive fortitude. Chaos Theory is a great book, gives insights on just about everything because it is so applicable. It deals with inverse mathematics some and it can tend to get a little complicated, but if you can read it with an open mind as a parent and understand it, you'll see that being strict on your kids is not the greatest idea. While it does instill good values such as responsability and discipline, they lose respect because of the way you go about it. Think about how demeaning it is to be told 'your too young to drink beer'. That causes segregation between the parentals and the kids in that the parents have something the kids don't and nowadays it is blatantly flaunted all throughout advertising. How the hell are kids not supposed to be attracted to beer?

In a world of adult control, someday you'll see that the kids will be the chaos. It won't be pretty, and little by little outbursts are happening. I myself, am 16 years of age, but I do believe I have a mind capable of argueing my point. I realise that wars happen because of things like this. Everybody wants to be in control, in the drivers seat, especially the politicians, but what they don't realise is that the larger a community is controlled and the more brutally you control it with scare tactics, the more the community is going to deviate from your control and eventually overthrow you with your own tactics. Look at the population of the U.S., around 260 million or so in the last census... If you think for one minute that something like that population can be controlled by laws and prison, your dead wrong. Think about how easy it would be if 200 million americans united and overthrew the government.

Now I know I'm probably going to get flamed for this too just because I'm a youngun, and I shouldn't be at adequacy in the first place, but I have been anonymously reading this shit for some time and I thought it'd be a nice time to voice my opinion on a matter such as this.

Not in your or my lifetime. (none / 0) (#10)
by dmg on Thu Jun 13th, 2002 at 05:28:53 PM PST
If you think for one minute that something like that population can be controlled by laws and prison, your [sic] dead wrong

I do think that, because that is precisely the situation right at this very moment.

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

a couple of you.... (none / 0) (#11)
by InvaderTIM on Mon Jun 17th, 2002 at 05:46:01 PM PST
some of you are f-ing dont even care that a 14 yr old kid wants to kill himself...those who dont, and every one can tell from the post who you are, NEED to rot in hell for all eternaty.

its not like they care! (none / 0) (#18)
by kidfromehs on Mon Aug 26th, 2002 at 06:10:39 PM PST
all these people signed up on this list are fucking hypocritical bastards. basically if your not over 50 racist and paranoid you dont get an opinion here

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID (none / 0) (#12)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jul 24th, 2002 at 04:06:45 AM PST
christ its week minded morons like this that cause 90% of the problems in the world. Please by all means kill yourself, so you wont raise more stupid children from the shallow end of the gene pool. its time to through a bit of bleach into the gene pool and clear out people that would according to darwins theory of evolution would have fucking been eaten by some animal.

Fly Birdy (none / 0) (#13)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jul 24th, 2002 at 04:21:06 AM PST
Do you know what you are?
Let me answer that question for you!
Your a ****** Retard and you deserve to die i wish some one just killed you at the moment im writing this....
Your the human form of cancer your kind are abnormal you dont belong with us "NORMAL" people that is a Working mashine you are a Defect mashines that should be destroyed....
Fly down to the pits of hell were Hadez Awaits to punish you...
Your gonna burn in hell i know it cause he sad
Its suppose to bee like that your all retards!
You are defect plz kill your self thats my dream!
I have a Dream!
Oh a better idea kill some of your kind then comit suicide...
Never have so many people had so mush to thank to 1 retard....
Plz do it NOw i hope i could bee the one but ill leave it to another DEFECT PERSON LIKE YOU!

uh huh (none / 0) (#14)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 6th, 2002 at 01:52:01 PM PST
well, first off, i'd like to say to this kid that grammar is not something to be afraid of. go use it.

also, for anyone on here who's telling this kid to go kill himself...just think to yourself, is that the christian way to do things?

and for all you other assholes out there, just keep asking yourself that same question. when you're patronizing or belittling someone for not being up to your "standards" just think to yourself, "Is this what Jesus would do?"

Wow... (none / 0) (#15)
by Rountree on Sat Aug 10th, 2002 at 12:14:54 PM PST
...I didn't know we had a lot of callous uncaring bastards here.

Well, trust me on this one, using marijuana to get away from your problems won't help you any. Its just running away. And do not kill yourself either- there are people that care about you.

What I do is make a list of all the people that would be upset if I died, and I realize that if I killed myself, it would be really selfish. I suggest you take the time out to to this.

And besides, I THINK these articles aren't meant to be taken seriously. As satire, you know... so- if your father does take them seriously... well, he is a moron. And you can always take pride in the fact that you are smarter than your old man.

Bout time someone said that... (none / 0) (#16)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 12:23:08 AM PST
This site is screwed up, if my parents actually read/took seriously the shit on this site I would honestly shoot them. Someone needs to teach some of these parents how to raise their kids the right way.

Teaching parents to be parents? (none / 0) (#17)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Aug 25th, 2002 at 11:12:37 PM PST
That's the problem. Parents look for guidance and come across this garbage and live by it like it was a bible. Quite frankly, this is either a joke or a sad site for last resorts. This kid's dead now, stop telling what's left of him to not kill himself, and learn rather then letting this incidint rot in the back of your brains. Doesn't matter if some of you are people who care, a lot of you obviously don't think. Tsh, trying to correct a dead kid on his grammar and punctuation...

Can you say redneck? (none / 0) (#19)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 27th, 2002 at 11:08:55 PM PST
You guys are fucking funny as hell, I feel sorry for this kid, and most of the people on this sites kids. I am not american, nor do i wish i was, and if all americans are like the morons posting replies on here, well then.. GO BIN LADEN GO! do it like pokemon! gotta get em all! shit, sign me up!


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