Don't misunderstand me. I appreciate good poetry
enthusiastically; I even try my hand at writing a sonnet here and there when the muse so wills.
No, my complaint is that "jolly st nick" felt that anyone would be interested in reading his masturbatory lucubrations. It reads like a helpful primer, but it's really an attempt (rather poorly executed) to show off knowledge that every moderately intelligent high-school graduate should already have.
To add figurative insult to your injuries, read the comments appended to the article. It's like a shitty poetry hit-list.
Maybe it's just late and I'm just an asshole.