I actually put "Suite-Pee" as a title because I couldn't think of an adequately suited title, and I happened to be looking at their CD cover.
However, that's not the point. My point to address in this diary is, to be quite frank, several disassociated rants about American society in general.
Number One: Why do they call it a "Real" Yellow Pages? That implies that there is a "Fake" Yellow Pages, which, to my knowledge, there isn't (unless it's published by underground Communist curmudgeons who still think the Mir space station is the pinnacle of human achievement).
Number Two: Why do the majority of the people in this country use Windows-running PCs when Apple Macintosh computers are clearly faster, better, easier to use, and more aesthetically pleasing? It makes no sense, and it leads me to believe that America has no sympathy for the company who introduced "icons" to the world. Have you no decency?
Third, I must complain that there are hardly any controversial websites on which to post my just and valid opinions, at which all you PC users scoff. Adequacy being the only decent one, I must resort to continually bombarding this website with my outspoken views, making me look like I have no life, which I do (see the Mac Bigot).
Last, I must ask the big question: Why the hell do they put Braille letters on DRIVE-UP cash machines? It makes no sense! What is this fine country of ours coming to?!?!