is a genetic experiment by the British
, to find out what happens when you put a whole load of criminals
together in one place, and allow them to procreate.
Apparently, the result is some of the hottest looking women the planet has ever seen. I cannot explain the biological reasons for this, but I am just glad it worked out that way.
I have always wondered one thing. Why didn't the British leave the lawbreakers in the shitty UK, and deport the law abiding citizens to the paradise that is Australia ?. It has always puzzled me. Perhaps some Australians out there could enlighten me.
Just don't use any of that quaint old Aussie slang. I am not a 'whinging pommie bastard' or a 'larrican hoon', and I will not be 'getting a huge dog up me', or drinking a 'slab of stubbies' or a pint of VB.