||Cows are evil. When I look at a cow, I don't see a kindred spirit, a fellow traveller on this world. I don't see a soul. I see a twisted, tortured malevolence behind its dead eyes. When I see a cow in a field, I shiver and turn away towards happier beasts, like sheepdogs or truculent pigs. Cows overpower me, it is almost like they are biding their time.
I don't like farm animals in general, they are scary beasts, they bite & nip & chase. I've been chased by cows and butted by goats and kicked by horses, nowadays I'm a city boy and keep away from these animals.
Of course, it is a bit emasculating, a beautiful woman laughing at you because you are too scared to pat her horse, but better to be safe than sorry.
The countryside is evil, and cows in particular, as well as other large herbivorous domesticated animals, and also lizards, fish and birds, (all of which have dead, cowlike eyes) can all sod off. I only like creatures which are:
All other creatures can keep away as far as I'm concerned.
- Land living (not flying or swimming)