As you are all well aware, my corporation is undergoing a serious financial restructing. We are re-orginising our synergys to be more in line with our B2C competitors. Due the the wide gap in market share of our enterprise class financial ASP solution, we will improve your business with our high-gain, revenue boosing strategy.
As a result, I am anouncing a pay raise of $13 million a year. As severance, I will have a mansion built in four key places across the globe and recive over 15 million a year. The company will pay for my flight to and from my retirment castles.Also note my recent 12 million dollar loan against the company has been waived.
Do not be alarmed. I am aware our revenue has shrunk by %10 and our estimates for reaching profitablity have been vastly extended, but as CEO, I deserve more money. After all, without my tireless efforts, this corporation would be nothing more then a low class canning factory.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Dr. Martino Cortez PhD
Martin Cortez Financial Corporation