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Should freshgroundpepper wait for a cure?
Yes! Don't worry FGP. A cure will be found! 16%
No, it's time to start smokin' pole instead 11%
No, you should live a lonely life of abstinence 16%
Kill yourself, kill yourself, don't rely on no one else 55%

Votes: 18

 Why is _every_ woman psycho?

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Apr 25, 2002
 Comments:
It is a known and undisputed fact that every woman on the face of the planet is psycho. Since adequacy is dedicated to controversy I would like to focus the discussion on the reasons why every woman is psycho.

I don't claim to know all of the answers, but I do have a few theories as to why this is:

1. Monthly bleeding from the gaping axe wound?
2. The Electra complex combined with penis envy?
3. Something about the extra rib?

I'm pretty sure it's something inherent in females and not caused by societal pressures as there has never been a civilization seen on earth where the women weren't psycho.

Is this something that can be eventually solved or will the saner sex forever have to deal with this psychosis?

       
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Funny... (none / 0) (#1)
by derek3000 on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 01:40:06 PM PST
A co-worker of mine just got dumped because her boyfriend said she acted "psycho" during her period. Maybe if I send her this link it will make her feel better.


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"Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

 
Psycho is very much in the eye (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 02:43:37 PM PST
of the beholder. I mean I don't see what's wrong with hanging outside girl's houses in my car every evening, sending them bouquets of flowers with dead rats in it and sending them emails containing pictures of my penis. Yet girls seem to really object to that behaviour and call me a psycho-stalker.

Can someone tell me what's wrong with this. I am just showing that I *really* care.


Caring (5.00 / 3) (#3)
by hauntedattics on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 03:26:04 PM PST
We can see that you care, dear. Of course you do. Caring for girls is just oozing out of your pores.

Here's the problem, dear AR - you care too much. That's right. The quality, depth and intensity of your caring is such that the girls you lavish it on are simply unable to comprehend it and appreciate it for what it is.

What does this mean, dear AR? It means you are not meeting the right girls. You need to find the perfect girl, the one who loves everything you do, who worships the ground you walk on and who appreciates your complex and all-consuming way of showing you care.

In short, you need a girl who is exactly like you, only with tits and a gash. Only then will you be fulfilled the way it was intended.

She's out there, chief. Go and get her. Good luck, and God bless.




Thanks (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 04:13:12 PM PST
I knew it wasn't me but those psycho women. Have you got an email addy? And where do you live?


Me. (none / 0) (#10)
by hauntedattics on Fri Apr 26th, 2002 at 05:54:51 AM PST
I do have an email address, but it is unlisted for various reasons. As you may have read in some of my past posts, I live in Boston, which is the best city in the entire world except when it isn't. (And except for Sydney...sigh...)

Oh, and I'm married. So it's true, all chicks are psycho and those who are the least psycho are unavailable. Yeah, I know. Life sucks.




Bummer (none / 0) (#11)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Apr 26th, 2002 at 06:14:53 AM PST
Back to randomnly stalking then. The good ones are always taken.


Hey (none / 0) (#12)
by tkatchev on Fri Apr 26th, 2002 at 11:14:54 AM PST
You could always try an ewe -- they are nice and placid.


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Peace and much love...




Hey (none / 0) (#13)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Apr 26th, 2002 at 02:05:55 PM PST
Maybe you're right. Ewes don't sewm to take out restraining orders.


 
Hate to be a downer (none / 0) (#5)
by DG on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 04:58:50 PM PST
but, could it have been becuse of your choice in women? i know lots of women who are perfectly sane, writing off women as a whole is rather short-sighted.. do you want to die lonely or what?
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well... (none / 0) (#8)
by freshgroundpepper on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 09:11:55 PM PST
option 2 in the pole above would allow me to write off women as a whole without dying lonely, but something about that option just isn't all that appealing to me. Even if I got to be top, I still don't think it'd be that fulfilling.


 
Blah. (none / 0) (#6)
by poltroon on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 07:20:14 PM PST
This is such a dull, old sentiment. Do you actually expect it's possible to resolve something by bringing it up for the zillionth time?

Well, ok, I'll grant you that at least you're asking your burning, dull question in the right place.


Ma'am... (none / 0) (#9)
by freshgroundpepper on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 09:19:40 PM PST
I agree that the sentiment is an old one...heck I'm sure Adam figured this out about Eve and that was something like 6,000 years ago. I guess what I'm looking for more than anything is if it really bothers everyone else as much as it does me.

Also, if I was able to glean some understanding from the learned individuals here on adequacy into why things are the way they are, I might be able to rationalize/cope with it a bit more when I am dealing with a member of the fairer (read "psycho") sex.


 
You may be right... (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by chloedancer on Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 08:04:53 PM PST
But you might not like the answer very much.

In the battle between the sexes, one should use the ammunition at hand to the best possible effect.


 

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