The article in question is located here
. It states, quite blatantly so, that hackers have the ability to blow up your computer by sending "electrical current" and "molecular structure" through the "central processing unit." Now, I'm no Bob Vila, but that sounds to me like a recipe for disaster.
Everything I have and hold dear is in jeopardy with hooligans and thugs controlling their siphoned portion of the Internet. Just imagine, sitting at your computer, browsing the web with your Internet Explorer, when a troll from Adequacy.org plants a link to a virus that will kill you. Yes, sir, this is a laughing matter no more.
That's why, effective immediately, I am issuing a war on hacking. I will work together with law enforcement to ensure that the hackers who perpetrate these acts with their illegal Lunix programs will spend the rest of their life behind bars. You see, when you endanger the lives of myself and my family, you're treading on thin ice. No more warnings will be given, if any signs of 'hackerisms' are demonstrated, I will see to it that appropriate recourse is taken.
This is war. I will see to it that the hackers lose the battle before I lose my life, sitting innocently behind my Pentium 4.