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Oh Libby Hoeler,
you gorgeous stupid broad,
you made videos of you touching yourself
for your boyfriend
(whoever he was)
Good for you.
But they got out onto the Internet
when you cheated on him and he found out.
This was his retaliation.
Good for him.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
I went home today
queued up video #4
the one where you sing "I Touch Myself" by the DiVinyls
and do just that
on the bed
in your high-school bedroom
you turn over onto your knees and point your ass at the camera,
hand working all the while,
the dual globes of your soft derriere aiming at the sky like the
battlements of some lazy city
I maximized the window
and joined you,
gently at first
but with mounting lunacy
until my hands were a crazy finger-machine whacking me off
(I had to push one of the cats away with my foot)
and just as I came
I saw the face of Jesus on your left breast
Is it a sign?