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Got Libby Hoeler?
Hell, yes! Crazy germs all up in my keyboard. 33%
Yeah, but I keep getting caught halfway-through. 6%
I only keep one around so I can enjoy the sight of another human moving. 0%
Nah. Not enough ass action, and too much teddy bear. 20%
Who? 40%

Votes: 15

 Libby Hoeler, You Fuckwhore

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Apr 02, 2002
Oh Libby Hoeler,
you fuckwhore,
you gorgeous stupid broad,
you made videos of you touching yourself
for your boyfriend
(whoever he was)
Good for you.

More diaries by vasudeva
Plumbing the Depths of Your Patience
But they got out onto the Internet
when you cheated on him and he found out.
This was his retaliation.
Good for him.

Didn't see that coming, did you?

I went home today
at lunch
queued up video #4
the one where you sing "I Touch Myself" by the DiVinyls
and do just that
on the bed
in your high-school bedroom
At points
you turn over onto your knees and point your ass at the camera,
hand working all the while,
the dual globes of your soft derriere aiming at the sky like the
battlements of some lazy city
I maximized the window
and joined you,
gently at first
but with mounting lunacy
until my hands were a crazy finger-machine whacking me off
(I had to push one of the cats away with my foot)

and just as I came
I saw the face of Jesus on your left breast

Is it a sign?


Delicious (none / 0) (#1)
by osm on Tue Apr 2nd, 2002 at 02:47:18 PM PST

Hahahaha (none / 0) (#2)
by perdida on Tue Apr 2nd, 2002 at 04:59:22 PM PST
this rocks! Feel free to post poetry here any time.

This is what democracy looks like

um (none / 0) (#3)
by Trollaxor on Tue Apr 2nd, 2002 at 05:25:40 PM PST
couldn't he anyways? he hasn't been anonymized and this *is* his diary. he doesn't need your permission anymore than he needs mine!

It's Okay (none / 0) (#5)
by vasudeva on Tue Apr 2nd, 2002 at 07:45:14 PM PST
I have the permission of Jejus to continue my viral-me campaign.

At times like these, I find it helpful to ask myself: What Would Jejus Do?

Why, he'd post more Libby-Hoeler-jerkoff stories! Way to go, Christ!

Things go better with Megarad.

this totally rox (none / 0) (#4)
by nathan on Tue Apr 2nd, 2002 at 06:54:40 PM PST
Whomever you are, I applaud you in the name of jerks worldwide!

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.


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