I now know it is personal. The ad no longer even links to a real site. Oddly enough, I find myself sympathizing with LinuxZealot
. I would run this "Junkbuster," but I doubt it is available for WindowsXP.
Today, I was purchasing some books in the local medical science bookstore, and there were some devilish little confections for sale in the impulse-buy display. I don't want the mints, but the Adequacy editors compel me to eat the mints. They command me to suckle on this sugary drugged teat.
For $1.60US, I bought half an ounce of Penguin® Red Caffeinated Cinnamons. With it's obvious Soviet imagery (the R in "Red" is backwards), these mints are sure to drive me to a life of sleepless, jittery Communism. Thanks Adequacy.
Still, I resist. The tin sits before me, open. The mints are seen, but uneaten. They are smelled but untasten. Temptation swells within me.