||How many lost souls muddle through life without the
invaluable services of a selfless Editor to guide
and correct them on their true path? I suspect that,
midway through life's journey, you would find
yourself lost without a Virgil such as Myself to
apply a firm hand on the tiller. Would you
actually prefer to have every ill-thought-out
Ejaculation that you spew forth to be left there,
staining both the Internet and your Self, for ever
after? Would you?
Or would you rather have a silent daemon-like Editor
always there to pull in the reigns when you become,
well, face it: incontinent. When you, fucking annoy people!!!
I am here to make you look good. And don't I? Don't
you look %1000 better becuase I was here to mop up after
your little sins?
Without me, you would go blind.
I do, I do, I do