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Mar 08, 2002
I just noticed that my list of online buddies at includes the vile elnachos, who is certainly not my buddy. In fact, he seems to be the worst of the editors. This should be corrected immediately.

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You should be ashamed of yourself. (4.00 / 4) (#1)
by elenchos on Fri Mar 8th, 2002 at 03:27:31 PM PST
It is a proven fact that I am your online buddy. I am everyone's online buddy, and you know it. To say otherwise is pure terroism. You are basically helping hand over America to vile TERRORISTS by chipping away at the very foundations of what our Democracy was founded upon. What's left of them.

I demand that you retract these false statements immediately if you cannont forthwith produce verifiable evidence that I have ever failed to act as the very paragon of YOUR online Buddy.

I am waiting, sir.

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Pure terroism (none / 0) (#8)
by theantix on Sun Mar 10th, 2002 at 01:22:11 AM PST
Well, I suppose that I do support pure terroism then. Before our enlightening conversation I had no idea that there was a term that described the conduction, but that seems to be it.

But why should we be considered buddies? You constantly delete my insightful commentary, which is a non-buddy-like action to say the least. You mock me by taking our dispute into a seperate web forum which is rude indeed. Buddies buy each other beer, and you haven't ever done that for me (nor I for you, notably). Were you there in my time of need? No. By every defination of the term we are not buddies, yet claims us to be.

I would suggest that you provide evidence of us being buddies, otherwise the evidence will continue to show me being right and you being dead wrong. If you can find evidence I will retract my statement. So in turn I eagerly await your reply.

Insightful commentary? (none / 0) (#9)
by tkatchev on Sun Mar 10th, 2002 at 01:27:48 AM PST
Now I'm sure you're trolling.

Peace and much love...

I am your dutiful Editor. (5.00 / 2) (#10)
by elenchos on Sun Mar 10th, 2002 at 02:25:33 AM PST
How many lost souls muddle through life without the invaluable services of a selfless Editor to guide and correct them on their true path? I suspect that, midway through life's journey, you would find yourself lost without a Virgil such as Myself to apply a firm hand on the tiller. Would you actually prefer to have every ill-thought-out Ejaculation that you spew forth to be left there, staining both the Internet and your Self, for ever after? Would you?

Or would you rather have a silent daemon-like Editor always there to pull in the reigns when you become, well, face it: incontinent. When you, fucking annoy people!!!

I am here to make you look good. And don't I? Don't you look %1000 better becuase I was here to mop up after your little sins?

Without me, you would go blind.

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

god (3.00 / 4) (#12)
by Trollaxor on Sun Mar 10th, 2002 at 06:40:00 PM PST
shut up already

What? (3.00 / 2) (#6)
by tkatchev on Sat Mar 9th, 2002 at 04:33:05 AM PST
I thought you promised us that you'd leave us alone.

Are you some sort of masochist who comes back for more when his ass has been kicked?

Peace and much love...

As one of your new "buddies" (3.00 / 2) (#7)
by John Wainright on Sat Mar 9th, 2002 at 11:25:05 PM PST
I would caution you against misspelling the names of your esteemed peers.
Slights such as this can only lead to ill feelings and misunderstanding.
I see you also associate with the likes of:
Slobodan Milosevic
Most are fine association in their own rights.
However I would caution you. Zikzak is something of a "pusher" to use the patois of the street. His addiction and advocacy of Hypermints has caused me concern in the past.
Perhaps later in the season you can join me for some lawn tennis or a round of golf.


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