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 Sweat Shops

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Mar 07, 2002
The British people should be the new target for an oppressive corporate labor culture. Anyone who has put up with Byers, Blair and Criminals for as long as they have are prime targets for exploitation.

With my three plank plan we can stimulate the Western Economy, provide jobs for a large portion of Brits on the dole and keep Westlife off of the album charts.

My proposal is thus:
1. American, Canadian and European industries stop shipping labor to third world countries recognized as such.
2. These companies ship their factories to the UK

3. The UK minimum wage should be lowered to $1.00 a day (.60)
Additional Benefits: 1. No more of this "human rights" exploitation nonsense going on in the UN that unfairly targets companies who are trying to make some extra cash. 2. The UK returns to its previous status as manufacturing power. 3. Infertility of young women working in sweatshops leads to a lesser population of pregnant teens on the dole. I know, I know.

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Very Good (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Peej on Thu Mar 7th, 2002 at 04:15:10 AM PST
I take it you'll be the first in line to work in said "factories"?

Hrm (none / 0) (#2)
by budlite on Thu Mar 7th, 2002 at 05:51:03 AM PST
You justify this how?

So... (none / 0) (#3)
by hauntedattics on Thu Mar 7th, 2002 at 11:57:33 AM PST
how does your plan keep Westlife off the charts?

that's the cunning part (none / 0) (#4)
by corpanarchy on Tue Mar 12th, 2002 at 02:45:34 AM PST
Keep CD prices high by allowing companies to have max profits, pay teenagers and their parental units low wages so they can't afford them.

End of story, the "teen market" folds.


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