||If any of you treacle-burping little screamers had been exposed to a real education instead of the sickening, mind-poisoning liberalist pablum doled out by your government schools, unchallenged by your dullard hippie parents, and regurgitated endlessly by your peers, then you would have learned how to put up with a bit of hazing by now.
Fortunately for the rest of us, hazing serves a very, very useful function-- it gets rid of child-people who think they have an inalienable right to type anything they want to without consequences. In the real world, children, elite groups will test your mettle before allowing you the privilege of even speaking to them, let alone joining their ranks.
If you don't learn to suck it up, then you are doomed to eternal, bitter resentment of the perceived injustices heaped upon your miserable station in life, which you will never rise above due to your false pride.
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