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 RIP Queen Elizabeth II the Queen Mother

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Mar 30, 2002
God bless you.


RIP (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Bo on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 10:57:53 AM PST
So sad to hear, especially after spending the last YEAR celebrating her birthday.

but who actually cares??? (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 10:59:38 AM PST
i dont mean to offend you but she wasnt really a nice person, i never met her and i dont give a fuck, she lived to 101 ffs, and made in excess of 2,000,000 debt for the UK

The appropriate heading... (none / 0) (#3)
by walwyn on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 11:21:46 AM PST
...for a post on the death of a royal is:
[insert name] is dead hahaha.

There goes the TV for this weekend, mawkish twaddle is all we can expect. Only hope its wont be as bad as when the tart in a frock croaked.

I think Adequacy (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 12:39:15 PM PST
Should put a black border around its front page and have articles about her great life of service to the UK and the Commonwealth like all the papers in the UK for the next week.

Truly a sad day for the UK, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Gibraltar. I can't remember a sadder day in my life...

Exactly. (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by Yoshi on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 12:55:38 PM PST
Well, last Thursday, I got my Cable TV bill for February and half of March. Those bastards decided to hike the rates yet again, increasing the price of standard cable by about 88 cents, all the while not even adding another damn channel. Even another 24 hour Oprah channel would have sufficed. Man, was I pissed. That was the saddest day of my life. Today comes in a close second, though.

So you know (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 12:59:36 PM PST
How every one feels in the UK about it...

You should get it right! (none / 0) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 01:23:38 PM PST
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother died not Queen Elizabth II

So then... (none / 0) (#8)
by elenchos on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 03:53:36 PM PST
Prince Charles gets to be king now, right? Or are they going to skip him and give it to one of the wee ones, Henry or Charles Jr. or whatever their names are?

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Prince Charles can never be King (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by because it isnt on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 04:34:37 PM PST
unless he gives up his Catholic totty, Camilla. It's an absolute no-no for a Proddy King, head of the Hun church, to have a Catholic wife. -- because it isn't

Stephen, (none / 0) (#10)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 07:00:42 PM PST
here's your best chance to announce the Tube privatisation. Go for it!

Martin and Joanne

Well, it's about time (none / 0) (#11)
by Illiterate Bum on Mon Apr 1st, 2002 at 01:03:23 AM PST
One down, and a whole bunch more to go. Instead of waiting for the rest of the "family" to die of old age, I believe that it would be much more efficient and effective if the rest were executed, preferably live on the tele. For too long the Royal Family has held a stranglehold on British social evolution, and I see it as a cause for celebration everytime one of these inbred throwbacks croak. My ma used to say things like, "What would the Queen think?" and "Would you do that in front of the Queen?" Well, nuts to that. The loss of a human life is, and always will be, a sad event, and I will mourn (briefly- very briefly) for her as a human being. But afterwards I plan on rocking "God Save The Queen" (however bloated that bastard Lydon was/is) and fornicating wildly in front of her picture.

For the queen I will down this shot of scotch; but I throw the glass over my shoulder for a brighter future.

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