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I can
bugger off. [UK localisation] 30%
fuck off. [US localization] 69%

Votes: 13

 Godzilla Withdrawl

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Mar 26, 2002
I don't own a TV or VCR. Since my (latest) ex-girlfriend moved out in Decemeber, taking her TV and VCR with her, I haven't seen a single Godzilla movie or Red Dwarf episode.

Not one.

What does this mean?


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What mental illness do you have?
It means I don't get to watch the only two sci-fi franchises I really ever followed or enjoyed. I do other things, plenty of other things, but in those moments of still and calm where I'd flip the tellie on and stick a tape in, I am left empty-handed and in want.

So, What does THIS mean?

It means I fucking hate all of you. So fuck off, all of you, you get on my pecs:

  • Hoedancer, don't you dare try to psychoanalyze me or be nice and offer a friendly ear (unles you want to trade nude pics of yourself). It just pisses me off more.
  • Shoeboy, don't bother editing this journal with some faux-witty comment; we can all, I am sure, imagine it there already. This journal is unfunny enough without your help anyways.
  • Elenchos, quit mailing me recipe clippings for stuffed grape leaves and baklava. I don't know how you got my address but I am scared and frightened. These things taste horrible.
  • 70%: go and make your "please talk to your children about this" posts elsewhere. You wanna talk to your children about something? Tell them about how if you ever write that phrase in any diary of mine again I'm going to take a dump on the hood of your car on a hot Summer day.

I have to go to the restroom. The rest of you can all just bugger off in general for now.


What is your problem? (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Mar 26th, 2002 at 10:44:09 AM PST
All you do is post abusive diaries all day long. Is there something unhappy going on in your life? Feel a need to lash out at someone? What is it, man?

I'm sure that... (none / 0) (#6)
by heimdall on Tue Mar 26th, 2002 at 04:58:40 PM PST
if we were to compare abusive diaries, mine would win the contest by far.

anyhow, I still don't know what to do about that whole situation...'fessing up would probably result in her friends bringing the wrath of God down upon me and other unpleasant things. I would like to apologise to the girl, but I have a bad feeling that she won't want to talk/listen to me or be anywhere even remotely near me at any point in the future. and what if she's done herself.

hrm... :(

Sir, (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by derek3000 on Tue Mar 26th, 2002 at 11:02:56 AM PST
This is nothing a good fellating can't fix, I'm sure. Page me 911, bull.

"Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

i will try (none / 0) (#4)
by Trollaxor on Tue Mar 26th, 2002 at 01:48:40 PM PST
but i am busy this week. how bout the friday a week from this one?

I was really hoping for this Friday, (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by derek3000 on Tue Mar 26th, 2002 at 01:58:15 PM PST
it being holy and all.

"Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

Would you gentlemen... (none / 0) (#17)
by jvance on Sun Mar 31st, 2002 at 12:02:32 AM PST for some tossed salad with your ranch dressing?
Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

Your pain! (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Shinkansen on Tue Mar 26th, 2002 at 11:24:23 AM PST
Let me tell you about my pain!
My room mate really really likes star trek! I mean a lot! I would rather have the silence from not having a TV and VCR then every 5 minutes have some shitty star trek sound come out of his speaks from AIM. EVERY FUCKING TIME! "Priority one message being transmitted from command"
If you dont shit on that car.. I WILL.

Because 30,000 burning nuns can't be wrong...

It means... (none / 0) (#7)
by tkatchev on Tue Mar 26th, 2002 at 10:29:57 PM PST
...that your ghey.

Peace and much love...

Or. (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by because it isnt on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 03:40:19 AM PST
...that your ghey.

Or your a lhyberelest. -- because it isn't

*Yawn* (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by chloedancer on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 05:57:31 AM PST
...want to trade nude pics of yourself...

Curious. This would imply your hope for some mutual level of interest... So sorry to burst your bliss bubble, but self-respecting women don't pine for troglodytes like you, sugar. Kudos to the ex-girlfriend for coming to her senses; I'd say that you prob'ly got what you deserved.

Don't you just *love* it when the instant karma is demonstrated? I think you may have just made my day, all things considered.

ouch.. (none / 0) (#10)
by Shinkansen on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 06:09:18 AM PST
Even though I don't have a girlfriend at this moment, I want to say the following:<br>
<I>Ouch, its like hot knitting needles in my eyes.</I><br>
If I did have a girlfriend, and she left me, and then someone said something like that, I would give a worse reaction, but... this is not the case.<br>
that stings Chloe, even to the third party males, but well phrased.

Because 30,000 burning nuns can't be wrong...

Don't get your panties in a bunch, sweetie... (none / 0) (#11)
by chloedancer on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 06:28:32 AM PST
After all, Trollaxor quite clearly stated his terms (...don't you dare try to psychoanalyze me or be nice and offer a friendly ear) and I've simply complied.

The "bitchwhorulesyourworld" e-mail address should have been enough of a clue... I am unapologetic and unrepentant, truly.

ah (3.00 / 2) (#12)
by PotatoError on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 01:29:30 PM PST
So we have a paradox

Bitchwhorulesyourworld implies you are a hacker.

But then how can that be when you are female?


Hrm... (none / 0) (#15)
by Peter Johnson on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 03:58:49 PM PST
One of these days I'll have to switch your sig to something more appropriate.

Your friend,
Are you adequate?

Eek! (none / 0) (#16)
by budlite on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 04:52:02 PM PST
I don't even want to contemplate how you could have come across that....

feck it! (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by PotatoError on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 01:31:29 PM PST
How come you dont insult me personally??? Dont I do enough annoying things to you???

Im really mad I got stuffed in with the rest of that gonna have to really try and piss you off from now on.

By the way Red Dwarf rocks.

Give me your worst. (none / 0) (#14)
by Trollaxor on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 02:43:33 PM PST
I'll make you famous, boy.

And did you see Blade II? Danny John-Jules played Asad, one of the vampire reaper-slayers.

I kept waiting for them to make a RD ref but I didn't notice any.


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