after walking in silence for 10 minutes, a friend turns to me and says..
"So I was on top of your mom last night, and I was going and going and going and going... Man she was really getting it to, you know... because she is an animal! That only got me going harder and harder, and then her head started hitting the headboard... 'Bwap! Bwap! Bwap!' =with hand guestures of hitting= So I started getting a little scared, but she just egged me on and I just started going harder and harder.. then all of a sudden !!BAM!! Wood everywhere! Her head went right through the headboard! I got real scared then, but she screamed 'No! Don't stop!' And well shit, when your mom yells that you don't! So I kept going and going until her head started hitting the plaster! You know, 'Thump! Thump! Thump!" and well I was really getting scared then, I was going as hard as I could and I didn't want to give her a concussion so I wanted to stop, BUT DAMN! I gave it all I had and then "!!BAM!!" Plaster was everywhere and your mom passed out.... So I got a sandwhich... the end."
Needless to say there wasn't much I could reply with but laughter. Anybody able to really top that?