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 Dude! Whats Up G-Money?

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Feb 04, 2002
What's up all my Homies on dis "Adequate" site. ROLF! Werd yo! I'm Hip Stix! The freshest thing dis internet sites ever peeped yo. In response to Adequacys growing lack of fresh faces, my super hip, down wif da timez parent corporation (Jack Warner Communications, Inc.™) has formed a committee who controls my every werd dawg. Werd up yo g-money sack dawg!

Thats right my peeps! Check dis: I'm super fresh! I'm hip and cool, sayin all da right things all da right timez yo! Check it foo! Peep diz my playa hataz - if ya'll kant keep up wif da times (ya know - adequacys declining ratings an all on our suppa fresh closed source rating system yo) yall need to keep me on board to bring in da freshest, hippest, coolest kats in ya'llz hood phooz.

Use the space below to discuss wiph me yalls plan to use me. Werd - yallz some playa hataz wif ya'll sup hip servaz an shitnat. ROLF! Werd...


Oh happy day (none / 0) (#1)
by Greg on Mon Feb 4th, 2002 at 06:31:55 PM PST
The Dialectizer has opened an account here.

The doctor (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by osm on Mon Feb 4th, 2002 at 06:58:09 PM PST
who failed to convince your mother to have an abortion should be executed.

Damn Yo! (none / 0) (#4)
by Hip Stix on Mon Feb 4th, 2002 at 10:26:57 PM PST
Quit playin! Yo can't read - I SAID I'm not real - diz phoo is designed by a committee. I'z been written by 14 marketing executives in my parent corporasionisash yo. We be tryin to get in touch with todayz clowning super fresh youth market segment yo! So quit clownin foo and give me some advice to help yo's phat tiny rating go up. My skillz at brinin in da bitches are mad yo! Werd.

Dear God (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Feb 4th, 2002 at 10:01:40 PM PST
Urge... to... kill... rising...

Why you playin foo? (none / 0) (#5)
by Hip Stix on Mon Feb 4th, 2002 at 10:29:56 PM PST
Like I said - I'm not real yo. I'm the reprentation of 14 marketing executives - as in da committie yo. I ain't even real. Werd up.

Damn yo. Yall betta quit clownin. I be gonna bustin a cap in yo azz beotch. Sike. ROTFLOL!

Damn. Some hard kore phooz in diz mug. Damn.

Robots (none / 0) (#6)
by First Incision on Mon Feb 4th, 2002 at 10:33:58 PM PST
Just when I thought the old robots were starting to calm down, and began to be convinced of Luisa and RobotSlave's humanity, another aluminum-headed monstrosity posts a diary.

My advice: ask your father for a better abstract thought algorithm.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

Ah well, (none / 0) (#7)
by gcsb on Mon Feb 4th, 2002 at 10:36:43 PM PST
I guess you won't talk about technology at least. That subject seems to be banned at the moment.

All the best Homie G Bro Werd Playa,

Sig is under not panic.

What up, yo? You ain't got game? (none / 0) (#8)
by RobotSlave on Tue Feb 5th, 2002 at 12:28:36 AM PST
Yo, when you stepped in an' peeped the A.Q, back in the day, I said, damn, that shit is hard. Ain't nobody called out Linux Zealot an' slapped his shit down like that befo'.

Now what up with this new shit, G? You all, "I got mad posse," an' "my board o' dee-rectahs gonna write yo' shit out." Damn. That shit is weak, yo. I thought yo' ass was strong.


Don't give a damn if y'all think you straight up pulp, o' th' realest deal that evah had t' steal-- Come time to throw down, you just repeat whatevah yo' damn Supreme Court unseat, an' check it-- yo ass gonna meet with some teeth, yo.

Yeah, you think a Limo at the do' an' red carpet on the flo' gonna keep a thug out, ain't gonna take yo' mug out?

Keep dreamin'.

© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

you barge in acting all hip... (none / 0) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Feb 5th, 2002 at 04:27:37 AM PST
...but then give yourself away almost immediately!


I know you (none / 0) (#10)
by MOPyvis on Tue Feb 5th, 2002 at 04:37:10 PM PST
We've met before.
Your name is Herbert Kornfeld.
You write in certain magazines.
You've changed a lot since those days...


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