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How extreme are you?
Totally 7%
A bit 14%
Not much 17%
21350/&%$/&%/&%&/%1!!!!!!!!!!! 7%
I am Linus Torvalds & this site amuses me 53%

Votes: 28

 Hello I?m not completely new here and I?m fairly mediocre

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Feb 28, 2002
Hello, everybody. I donīt really know much about computers, I donīt earn very much and I have few friends or talents.

I spend a lot of time masturbating or thinking about suicide in a desultory manner.

Of course, itīs not my fault, itīs that of society, although I suppose I could make an effort and go to evening classes or something but, you know Iīm happy with my Monday pasta, Tuesday rice, Wednesday potatoes, Thursday pasta, Friday rice, Saturday potatoes, Sunday tuna [even the mediocre have to treat themselves :) ] regime and so life goes one.

I am definitely not extreme, and I must admit it all sounds a bit much to me, but at the very least I would like to be a bit wacky. Does anybody have any ideas? Nothing too extreme, please, the last time I went on a waltzer I pissed in my gloves.

Anyway I really am awfully sorry for having wasted all your time and I know that you probably havenīt even read this far, and certainly if you have you must be really bored by now.

Sorry, again.


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Hi Adolf! (none / 0) (#1)
by because it isnt on Thu Feb 28th, 2002 at 07:26:52 AM PST
Nice to meet you. I recommend you take some evening classes in satire, because this parody is rank. -- because it isn't

Thanks! (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by adolf on Thu Feb 28th, 2002 at 07:46:47 AM PST

Well, (none / 0) (#3)
by tkatchev on Thu Feb 28th, 2002 at 08:05:04 AM PST least he was honest.

Peace and much love...

Adequacy compromised! (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Slubberdegullion on Sat Mar 2nd, 2002 at 02:52:38 PM PST
It seems that Linus Torvalds has managed to hack the poll, giving himself more than 1 vote. We must assume that all polls are compromised.

Industrial Disease Redux (none / 0) (#5)
by jvance on Sat Mar 2nd, 2002 at 04:38:39 PM PST
"Ten of them think they're Linus
Nine of them must be wrong!"
Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR


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