Hello, everybody. I donīt really know much about computers, I donīt earn very much and I have few friends or talents.
I spend a lot of time masturbating or thinking about suicide in a desultory manner.
Of course, itīs not my fault, itīs that of society, although I suppose I could make an effort and go to evening classes or something but, you know Iīm happy with my Monday pasta, Tuesday rice, Wednesday potatoes, Thursday pasta, Friday rice, Saturday potatoes, Sunday tuna [even the mediocre have to treat themselves :) ] regime and so life goes one.
I am definitely not extreme, and I must admit it all sounds a bit much to me, but at the very least I would like to be a bit wacky. Does anybody have any ideas? Nothing too extreme, please, the last time I went on a waltzer I pissed in my gloves.
Anyway I really am awfully sorry for having wasted all your time and I know that you probably havenīt even read this far, and certainly if you have you must be really bored by now.