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I need both hands
for choking the chicken 0%
for smackin' the wild Fandango 7%
...the remote's in one hand and my date's in the other 14%
for installing Redhat GNU/Linux 21%
to find my ass 57%

Votes: 14

 Bereft of Story Ideas

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Feb 10, 2002
I've been trying to come up with a story idea to submit, but so far, nada.

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Zero. Big fucking blank. Creativity isn't my strong suit, which I guess is why I got my second degree in Computer Science (hi Elenchos!) No, I'm more of a sideline sniper, or a hit and run bludgeon artist. More accurately, the kind of loser who sits at his computer at 2AM and posts inane diary entries for total strangers to ignore.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stop typing. You see, I've reached the point where I need BOTH hands...


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