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Do you love me?
Yes! 16%
Passionately! 0%
With Enthusiasm! 0%
Completely! 0%
Totally! 0%
With All My Heart! 0%
And Soul! 0%
Every Night! 83%

Votes: 6

 I need love.

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Feb 01, 2002
My life is a hollow shell of meaninglessness and despair. Since Adequacy is such a warm and welcomming community of intelligent individuals, I choose to make my plea here.
Please! Shower me with love! Take me into your arms! Whisper words of happiness and love into my hear! Wipe my crying eyes! Be the light in the darkness of my life!

I need love. My life is so incomplete and empty; help me.


Sure sure! (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by elenchos on Fri Feb 1st, 2002 at 06:54:38 PM PST
We love you long time! What kind love you want?

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

The love of The Lord? (none / 0) (#2)
by gcsb on Fri Feb 1st, 2002 at 07:57:17 PM PST
His love is without condition. Pray and you shall find His love.


Sig is under not panic.

Lord no PAY! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by elenchos on Fri Feb 1st, 2002 at 08:45:40 PM PST
Lord make promise, love him good he pay big! HA! You sucky sucky Lord long time, Lord send terrorist blow you up! Laugh at you!

In cash we trust get number one love long time, all others go church get number ten thousand love no good.

You got cash? What kind love you want?

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

For one American G.I. Dollar? (none / 0) (#4)
by gcsb on Sat Feb 2nd, 2002 at 02:06:17 PM PST
I think you may have been watching too many Hollywood movies about Vietnam.

We all know that these movies are American propaganda that make the war in Vietnam look exciting, fun and just like a big holiday.

You need to rent some other types of films.


Sig is under not panic.

Hamburger Hill (none / 0) (#7)
by First Incision on Sat Feb 2nd, 2002 at 04:28:11 PM PST
I recently saw Hamburger Hill on TV. I thought it was an extremely well done movie. The movie was pretty much pointless. While that would be a negative point in most movies, it tried to have no more point than the actual movie. A bunch of Americans died, a bunch of Vietcong died, and nothing really was accomplished in the end.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

And who is to blame for that horror? (none / 0) (#8)
by elenchos on Sat Feb 2nd, 2002 at 06:23:27 PM PST
Could it be God? You're citing what I call a "God Fuckup"; that is, God making a complete hash of things once again. What if this omnipotent bungler actually existed? It's too horrible to contemplate, and fortunately there is nothing to force us to admit that this ham-fisted, unreliable, disloyal, vain, and pig-ignorant God does exist at all.

Lucky us, all things considered.

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Liberalist irresponsibility "ethics". (none / 0) (#9)
by tkatchev on Sun Feb 3rd, 2002 at 12:52:26 AM PST
So, when you fuck up, it's God's fault. If you do something right, it's because you're such an all-around good guy and badass.

I hope you see the mental dissonance in your position, dood.

Peace and much love...

Your church says it was MY fault? (none / 0) (#10)
by elenchos on Sun Feb 3rd, 2002 at 01:55:52 AM PST
Figures. People here love to blame me for everything.

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Let me see.. (none / 0) (#11)
by gcsb on Sun Feb 3rd, 2002 at 02:08:07 AM PST
  • Vietnam - God's fault
  • Cambodia - God's fault
  • Korea - God's fault
  • Somalia - God's fault
  • Cuba - God's fault
  • Iran - God's fault
  • Iraq - God's fault
  • Israel - God's fault
  • New York - God's fault
  • Afganistan - God's fault



Sig is under not panic.

let me get this straight (none / 0) (#5)
by nathan on Sat Feb 2nd, 2002 at 02:14:41 PM PST
You're lonely and depressed and you ask for help?

Check out the link given as my home-page. It might not make you happy, but it will get you really worked up.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Yep. (none / 0) (#12)
by hauntedattics on Sun Feb 3rd, 2002 at 02:28:41 PM PST
As someone reading this text right now, I can attest to this. Happiness is overrated anyway.

Love is obsolete. (none / 0) (#6)
by The Mad Scientist on Sat Feb 2nd, 2002 at 03:33:37 PM PST
Modern economy doesn't need love. Modern economy is hurt by love.

Happy people don't buy so much of things that they don't need. Unhappy people do, if you manage to convince them that the whatever you want them to pay their money for will bring them happiness, love, care, acceptance, or whatever they at the moment crave for. Watch the advertisements for a while, look for the themes where a product or brand is linked with happiness, social acceptance and/or status, love, etc... Advertisement themes are good indicator of what is missing in people's lives.

When the people will start to love each other again, they will be happy again. However, it can't happen, and modern society will ensure it; if it would happen, the quality of life would soar, but - and that for unknown-to-me reasons apparently can't happen - the Economy Performance Indicators would plummet.

It would be interesting to see how much of GNP is caused by a) desire to buy things because of the temporary happiness they offer, and b) because they aren't manufactured for long lifetime anymore (which irks me mightily, but it is a topic for an article on its own).

Otherwise, join the club...


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