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 This is my last post to Adequacy

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Jan 09, 2002
 Comments:
I've had my fill of your insufferable tripe and I'm not going to put up with your right wing conspiracy theories any more. You can, quite frankly, all kiss my pasty white arse. I also have it upon good fact that this site is a front for the Britsh mob and I refuse to frequent any site with such blatent underworld ties.
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More diaries by Sylvester Q McNamera
Hello Everyone
The meek shall inherit the earth
I'll be Stoned for Christmas
Oh What a day !!! !!
K5 is an evil UK friendly Pro Windows site
I'm probably twice as smart as you are
I'M LEAVING ADEQUACY FOREVER
Sylvester Q McNamera - The Lost Diaries
Why the US should bomb Russia today !!
I'll never post to Adequacy ever ever again
I need your help
I'm still not rejoining adequacy
I am Gone
To set the record straight
Oh you Brits are so smug, you sit around spending money on tea and fish sticks that would be well spent on a trip to the dentist. You read a couple of history books and then fancy yourselves to be a worldly political pundit. Well I say Phooey on youey.

I've used the Cray super computer in my lab to crunch the data on your whois entry and all derived facts point to the profits from this site as being routed to an organization known as the "National Provo United Liberation Paradigm Shift" which was highlighted in last months "Soldier of Fortune" issue as a front for an organized crime unit in the UK. Yes, I'm blowing the provebial whistle on this place and I give full permission for all the top news sites, like CNN and Yahoo and Google to reprint this diary on their front page. Your trickery and fowl play are going to come to a rapid halt post haste.

Oh yea, I'm onto you like a cheap polyester suit you limey toads. I also have it upon good authority that your hacker story was a trick to lure all those unsuspecting nice hacker people here so you could steal their IP numbers and blackmail them into doing your evil bidding. Luckily I use Windows 2000 and always activate the IP cloaking feature that comes with it before I post here, so you left wing radicals have nothing over on me. Have fun in prison where you all belong.

Now goodbye forever you henious criminals.

       
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Honarable Sir, (none / 0) (#1)
by tkatchev on Wed Jan 9th, 2002 at 10:54:24 AM PST
It seems that you are stuck in a time warp.

Either that, or that "space acid" you regularly "use" must be giving really bad flashbacks.


--
Peace and much love...




Honourable sir, (none / 0) (#2)
by nathan on Wed Jan 9th, 2002 at 11:50:59 AM PST
That "space acid" has a kick like a mule. The last time I used it, I woke up wearing somebody else's ass (you don't want to know.)

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

One of two. (none / 0) (#3)
by tkatchev on Wed Jan 9th, 2002 at 12:26:22 PM PST
Either you accidentally used some sort of secret NASA personality-switching raygun, or the ass in question was a cheap plastic gag.


--
Peace and much love...




cheap fake gag asses (none / 0) (#4)
by nathan on Wed Jan 9th, 2002 at 12:35:05 PM PST
...are more likely to be found arguing with me than in my pants.

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

You say that (none / 0) (#7)
by hauntedattics on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 09:39:44 AM PST
like it's a bad thing.


I must say, (none / 0) (#9)
by nathan on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 11:45:43 AM PST
I do have regrets now and then.

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
Profits? (none / 0) (#5)
by First Incision on Wed Jan 9th, 2002 at 05:00:58 PM PST
Considering this site has no advertisments, and how it is constantly requiring more bandwidth and server power, Adequacy might well be a plot to funnel money away from these Provo Paradigm people.
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Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

You neglect (none / 0) (#15)
by because it isnt on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 05:24:06 PM PST
their capital-sharing agreements with greedyfucks.com.

Alternatively, we could recycle that old Slashdot joke...

ADEQUACY.ORG BUSINESS PLAN:
  1. Be controversial
  2. ???
  3. Profit!

adequacy.org -- because it isn't

 
"Your trickery and fowl play " (none / 0) (#6)
by osm on Wed Jan 9th, 2002 at 05:57:50 PM PST
Ummmm. We don't play with chickens.


 
Why, oh why (none / 0) (#8)
by hauntedattics on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 10:02:53 AM PST
does every whiny loser who "leaves" adequacy feel it incumbent upon themselves to write a whiny, ill-written, ill-spelt diary entry before they go? As if we know they won't slink back as a pansy-ass AR to see how everyone reacts to their "departure"?

God, it's enough to make a red-blooded girl long for a drink in the middle of the day. Anyone got some scotch handy?



Perhaps it's the result of anxiety. (none / 0) (#10)
by osm on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 12:55:36 PM PST



 
red blooded eh? (none / 0) (#11)
by elby on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 02:25:27 PM PST
Blood ... the color of COMMUNISM.

Ahem. Please don't tell me you drink scotch. Thanks.

-lb


Notice... (none / 0) (#17)
by hauntedattics on Fri Jan 11th, 2002 at 08:07:09 PM PST
that I said red-blooded, not red-minded. Don't make me come over and bodily force you to admit that I'm a kickass, all-American girl.

And yes, I love scotch. However, as I've said before, the love only goes one way. And anyway, "Anybody got any Penfolds shiraz?" sounds awfully girly.



 
I disagree (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by iat on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 02:50:30 PM PST
I thought this letter of resignation from Adequacy was the most entertaining yet. In fact, I'd encourage the author to write these "I'm Leaving" diaries on a regular basis. Please note that this isn't an invitation for any other inAdequates to start filling the diary section with more of their usual pissing and moaning.


Adequacy.org - love it or leave it.

 
Well, as a matter of fact... (none / 0) (#13)
by SpaceGhoti on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 04:26:29 PM PST
I've got an unopened liter of Ballantine's scotch whiskey, bottled in Dumbarton, Scotland. I just got it, so I'm letting it age a bit more.


A troll's true colors.

bally? (none / 0) (#14)
by nathan on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 05:23:13 PM PST
I like it best from a flask, myself.

What do you think of Cardhu and Dalwhinnie?

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
That would be *irish* whiskey. (none / 0) (#16)
by because it isnt on Thu Jan 10th, 2002 at 05:26:27 PM PST
If it's Scottish, it's called "whisky". Thanks.
adequacy.org -- because it isn't

 
Dear Sylvester Q McNamera, (none / 0) (#18)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Fri Jan 11th, 2002 at 10:16:04 PM PST
Leaving so soon are we? Is it because the fair folk at adequacy have figured out your true identity - that of a fraud?

Good riddance to you my pesky half brother.


--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

Soap opera plots (none / 0) (#19)
by because it isnt on Sat Jan 12th, 2002 at 05:42:47 AM PST
Good riddance to you my pesky half brother.

Still, it's infinitely preferrable to having a twin brother who finds out where you live, overpowers you, locks you up in your own basement and starts pretending to be you -- and nobody realises for several months.
adequacy.org -- because it isn't

 

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