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 A Love Sonnet

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 06, 2002

Dear Jin Wicked,

I cannot hide my feelings for you any longer. I want to let the entire world know of my love for you. Here's a sonnet I wrote for you.


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The scent of flowers guide me to her lane.
Her petals puff and fill with silk satin
That's laced with magic drenched in her passion.
It feels so soft against my virgin mane.

Above the Heavens past her prairie reign
Dual perky hills of milk that lift me up
Into rapturous estate. I erupt
Releasing love to melt across her plains.

Her world is perfect. It trivializes dreams
Since inside her there are not but screams
Of joy that I make; mouth full of her cream.

She damply smothers me down to the hime
Eclipsing all as our universe chimes
Releasing any doubt. We reach the prime.


Dear Sir, (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Sun Jan 6th, 2002 at 04:52:39 PM PST
I write to inform you that "Jin Wicked™" is property of The Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation. Please do not attempt to "attract" our products without the necessary papers and fees. If you are interested in licencing our Jin Wicked™ brand female for personal or exhibition use, please reply to this message and a sales representative will get ahold of you shortly. This has been your one and only warning.

Thank you for your time, MessiahWWKD, your name and Internet Protocol Address has been noted in our files.

Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

Thanks but no thanks. (none / 0) (#8)
by MessiahWWKD on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 07:08:16 PM PST
I am quite interesting in licensing your Jin Wicked<sup>TM</sup> brand female for personal and exhibition use, but I have no money at this moment. Therefore, I am forced to resort to Free Females that might not be as good in quality or in smell, but they don't cost me an thing.
Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

but! (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by nathan on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 07:26:05 PM PST
Why not declare jinwicked open-source, unilaterally copy and disseminate her, and then justify your actions ineptly on a weblog?!


Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Damn that was good. (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 02:46:07 AM PST
It's iambic and everything. Classic styles of expression are definitely the best.

Still, I'm concerned with your use of imagery. This whole "earth mother" theme, with Ms. W. as praries, lane, hills, and producer of milk and cream, seems rather controlling. You even describe Ms. W. as "empty" of aught but your screams of joy. This is a classic depiction of woman as sex object, a lust poem rather than a love one. Which is cool and all, but dude, have you actually seen her? Maybe she's ugly, or worse, fat!

Calm your fears (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 05:38:37 AM PST
but dude, have you actually seen her? Maybe she's ugly, or worse, fat!

I am pleased to announce that Jin is really quite pretty, although I'm not a great fan of the whole goth / manson / reznor / richie isn't dead thing.

Yes (none / 0) (#4)
by hauntedattics on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 08:22:15 AM PST
If that's JW, she is pretty. But what's with the violin? Does she play, or is it just to make the picture look artistic?

Uhm. (none / 0) (#5)
by tkatchev on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 09:37:12 AM PST
I really hate to be the most rude person at the party, but no she isn't pretty. No offense -- any aesthetic pleasure you derive from the photo comes simply from the skill of the photographer, not due to any personal qualities of Ms. Wicked.

Peace and much love...

Oh, my dear god. (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 10:49:44 AM PST
Tkatchev has met Jin Wicked in the real world.

I'll just sit in the corner and wait for the four horsemen to show up, OK?

violin (none / 0) (#7)
by nathan on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 06:37:16 PM PST
People have assured me over and over that playing the violin will help me to get chicks. What does this mean for a heterosexual, violin-playing chick? Will she be forced to constantly rebuff lesbian violin groupies? That seems to be the only sensible explanation.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Suh-NAP! (none / 0) (#10)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 09:41:39 PM PST
Damn! Has osm seen these pics?

It doesn't matter. (none / 0) (#11)
by SpaceGhoti on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 11:06:25 PM PST
She doesn't meet osm's requirements, and therefore it doesn't matter how hot Jin may or may not be. She just isn't his type.

A troll's true colors.

That reminds me... (none / 0) (#12)
by elenchos on Tue Jan 8th, 2002 at 12:26:16 AM PST
We have this old building in back that the landlord won't properly board up. So we always have 3-5 raccoons living out there, and the aggressive bastards are always up at my windows looking for food. It's not a problem, except it makes the dogs bark madly and you can't get them to stop. Who can blame them? If you were a dog, you'd bark too if there were raccoons at your windows.

Anyway, has anyone seen the film Gun Crazy with Drew Barryomore? You know what it reminded me of? Freeway, with Reese Witherspoon. God, that movie kicks ass.

Well, thanks all, bye for now.

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Raccoons are rats with hands (none / 0) (#13)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 8th, 2002 at 01:16:59 AM PST
Perfect world, dude:

  • Reese Witherspoon in a lesbian prison scene in every movie
  • Kiefer Sutherland plays a serial-killing yuppie who gets gunned down in every movie.

    Aww shit, I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

    You Must Be Kidding... (none / 0) (#14)
    by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jan 14th, 2002 at 12:50:31 PM PST
    Most of these things, bonzi buddy, AMD's have nothing to do with hacking. What a joke.


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