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 Superman Is An Illegal Immigrant

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Jan 25, 2002
What with the problems of illegal immigration these days in both and England and America i came to thinking about where people got such crazy ideas as to come into a country and live illegally
Everyone knows about superman, wherever in the world you are you can guarantee that they have watched and (sadly) enjoyed the superman series of films, comics and tv shows. But if we look closer at superman we can see a hidden message and that is that illegal immigration is a good thing.
Superman comes into america without informing the relevant authorities that he is not an official member of their country, born and raised there. He is taken in by the enemies of american freedom who accept that illegal immigrants are of worth and is brought up (illegally) as their son.

from here on in it gets worse, the message here is that the illegal immigrant Superman actually helps the american populace wilst they continue to deny that he is not an immegrant. The message here is clear "come to another country illegally, they wont question you. It will be GOOD if you come to another country"

I think its clear that superman is corrupting the american and british society and encouraging the entry of illegal immigrants into these fine countries. We must ban superman and remove ever comic, film and tapes tv episode in existance if we can hope to stop the illegal immigrant menace


Attn Editors (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 06:04:53 AM PST
Az may have been overtly influenced by this news article. Perhaps you could make this clear.

Re:Attn Editors (none / 0) (#4)
by Az on Sun Jan 27th, 2002 at 08:35:28 AM PST
sorry i havnt ever read that story *lol*
the diary came from a conversation me and friends were having about the communist evil that is superman

Sigh (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 11:33:12 AM PST
"come to another country illegally, they wont question you. It will be GOOD if you come to another country"

Is there any way to force Adequacy readers to pass some sort of literacy test before posting?

Ah, don't be so rough on poor Az (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 01:01:38 PM PST
He's trying to alert us to a subversive piece of Communist propaganda, intended to destroy America. I welcomed the warning, despite the numerous errors. At least he's not here to let us know that "osm iz dipsiht who is rong and stuppid and probly stupd luzer of wndows"

Besides, perhaps his naked female typists have gone on vacation.

--Anonymous Reader #24601

she could be right... (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jan 27th, 2002 at 09:52:06 PM PST
the superman character was created by a CANADIAN, Joseph Shuster.

re: she could be right... (none / 0) (#6)
by Az on Wed Jan 30th, 2002 at 05:06:11 AM PST
she you cheeky bugger!
Az = male! *lol*


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