||While your dedication to Ms. Love-Hewitt is touching, I really must question the need to go outside the bounds of this site when searching for Ms. Adequacy 2002, when Adequacy.org itself is already brimming over with suitable candidates. For example:
Chloedancer: This may or may not be a picture of her, and if it is, that may or may not be her real hair color, and if it is, she's pretty hot. Even that picture isn't her, I'm sure she's still a knockout: would Shoeboy lie to us?.
Poltroon: A talented artist, I have no idea what she looks like, but I'm sure she's real fine, seeing as all female artists are very attractive, as this picture of Frida Kahlo demonstrates.
Luisa: master of the "provocative question" diary format, Luisa may or may not actually be RobotSlave or Legolas, or possibly nathan, or maybe a cleverly written script, but whoever he/she/they is/are, I'm certain he/she/they/it is/are stunningly beautiful/ly coded.
Ana: first off, she's an astrophysicist, and everyone knows all astrophysicists are really hot, a fact proven by these pictures of Jodie Foster, who played an astrophysicist in the movie Contact. Second, She had a girlfriend at one time, and well, girl-girl action: you figure it out.
Jin Wicked: she's either the Claire Danes of Internet Goths or the Scarlet Johansson of K5 trolls, I'm not sure which. At any rate half the schlubs on this site are wildly in love with her, and there are some hot pics of her on her home page somewhere, which I'm too lazy to look for.
Hauntedattics: she's evidently some sort of business consultant, a profession which practically yodels: "hot babe in power suit", although I've never gotten a look at her, I'm sure she probably looks something like HP CEO cutie Carly Fiorina.
Perdida: arch-troll and dirty commie zapatista journalist; all of the freaks over on /. trolltalk are totally crushed out on her. There are a lot of hot commie chicks, such as Mayakovsky paramour Lili Brik, and although I've never seen Perdida, I bet she'd look pretty cute in one of those Red Army sniper outfits.
As you can see, every night is ladies' night at tha AQ. If you're looking for a Ms. Adequacy 2002, a plethora of fine babes is just a mouse-click away. Maybe someone could do a different poll or something.