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which is the most 'down' religion?
Southern Baptist 42%
Buddhism 42%
Jew 7%
Catholic 0%
Hindu 7%

Votes: 14

 Personal problems, need help.

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 22, 2002
I am having serious doubts about the way I am living my life to this point.
It seems that my friends are the biggest problem. It would be easy to just get new friends (partly because I'm handsome, partly because I'm super-cool), but I don't want to take the east way out this time.

First of all, they are constantly pressuring me to buy CDs instead of downloading the Mp3s and ripping them. What the hell? This isn't exactly something that I want to debate over. I just want to smoke a bowl, for christ's sakes. Could you imagine being all stoned and then someone starts arguing with you over something that's none of their business? Fuck me, man.

And then there's religion. All my life, I've been like "fuck religion, man." But now I'm thinking about being more religious. I really want to, but I need to find one where pot is cool. Like the buddhists, they have this sect where it's okay to have gay butt-sex. That's cool, if that's your thing. Me, I just need one where I can smoke up and sing some songs. I think I went to some "Young Life" thing that was like that.

My friends are no help. They just say that if I'm really serious, I'll quit "ripping bong hits and listening to Hendrix". That's funny, I stopped listening to Hendrix in the 4th grade. Besides, what does pot have to do with piety, killer?

Maybe I should just get some new friends.


Found your own religion (none / 0) (#1)
by dmg on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 11:50:28 AM PST
Its a pretty good way to get some nice tax breaks. If you make it a special sect of some other religion, it will be easier.

Or Rastafarianism

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking


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