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 A big HI! from Linuz Zealot

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 20, 2002
 Comments:
Yes, it is me, Linux Zealot. After trapping PotatoError in a cage (using a free copy of RedHat as bait). I am free to use his computer.

Isnt open source great? :)

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Im so glad that so many people use linux now. Ive spent so much of my time distributing linux to people.

That most companies still prefer to run a unix based OS for their web servers rather than WindowsNT is a great moral boost! And now the good news that AOL is thinking of buying RedHat! Super.

At last my dreams of world domination and a communist future are becoming reality!

I reckon it will be 20 years after AOL purchase RedHat. With help from the community and the backing of a large trusted company as well as the knowledge that linux is more secure will mean it will dominate over microsoft windows. I mean if we keep finding flaws and bugs in microsoft products as we spend all our time doing now im sure they will be case into the pit of distrust.

Oh sure we havent agreed with AOL's policies in the past but hey if this is the only way to d0min4t3 then we'll go for it. If AOL gets to cocky we can always bring it down. We have the source code for redhat after all.

LINUX ZEALOT SIGNING OUT

       
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Dear Linux Zealot, (none / 0) (#1)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 08:41:51 AM PST
I wish to make a proposal for you. 1000 US Dollars will buy you a night with my typists. Because it is obvious that you have never been laid before, I feel this is a fair price.

If you are intersted, please reply and I will have a salesperson get ahold of you.


--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

Dear Dr Cortez, (none / 0) (#3)
by eMan on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 09:04:59 AM PST
Please keep in mind that Linux Zealot hasn't bathed in months and has worn the same crusty shirt since Kernel 1.0. His hair is infested with lice and he surely has some shameful genital infection.

Though we are only talking about a lowly typist, I fear it would be inhumane to price her at a mere 1000 dollars for such a painful experience. I recommend you reconsider your offer.

Respectfully,
- eMan


Dear Sir (none / 0) (#7)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Mon Jan 21st, 2002 at 02:15:32 PM PST
You are correct. Linux Zealot is not doubt infected with many of STD's (which where borne not of the S in STD, but of massive needle sharring for his marijuana habit).

You must realize that I prefer to keep my typists as objects or "possessions" as it were, not as people. When you treat your typists as objects such as furnature, cars or my gold Roldex watch you gain certian benifits such as simply throwing out infected, worn out, streched female typists and replacing them with fresh, new typists. This person would not be getting the creme de crop as they say. This person would be getting the bottom of the barrel, old, sickly female typists that are beyond their prime. As you can see, I may as well make a small profit off the sickly of my typist population.


--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

 
I doubt it (none / 0) (#4)
by First Incision on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 10:38:10 AM PST
I have my doubts that Linux Zealot will accept your offer. His type are not comfortable with paying for ethereal things like "software" and "a night with typists."
_
_
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

 
First Incision is right (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by PotatoError on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 12:07:35 PM PST
I would take a typist but I refuse to pay.
Afterall isnt she just made of atoms and electrons?
More likely I will make a copy of her and introduce her copy to my 3.5 Inch floppy :)

LINUX ZEALOT SIGNING OUT
<<JUMP! POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO>>

Hahahah! (none / 0) (#6)
by First Incision on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 02:00:44 PM PST
That is freaking funny man. Bravo!
_
_
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

 
Dear Linux Zealot, (none / 0) (#8)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Mon Jan 21st, 2002 at 02:21:53 PM PST
Then your reputation is true. You are a thief. By copying the intellectual property contained in my Female Typist™ brand sexual revolution device, you are opening yourself up to a lawsuit. I would like to ask that you kindly cease copying my Female Typist™ brand sexual revolution device, and instead go back to masturbation, of which you are no doubt very familiar with.


--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

 
Huh? (none / 0) (#2)
by eMan on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 08:44:10 AM PST
"they will be case into the pit of distrust."

Help me understand, dear Linux Zealot. If AOL owns RedHat and Steve Case is in the pit of distrust, then how does that help Linux?

Anxiously awaiting your reply, I remain your biggest fan,
- eMan


 

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