||I must be just that tired today, to be agreeing with an AR. But AR is right, dear Rodnik - you should off yourself.
I mean, what if, in a fine show of magnanimity, you let this impudent girl live? And then, in time and after much suffering, you get over your fine, pure love for her and lead a normal life again? But then you meet someone else and fall in love with her, and oh God, that evil trollop doesn't love you either! The nerve!
So, dear AR, you must kill yourself to avoid all this emotional agony. No one as cool, amazing and responsible as yourself should be put through all that torment.