Adequacy front page
Stories Diaries Polls Users
Google

Web Adequacy.org
Home About Topics Rejects Abortions
This is an archive site only. It is no longer maintained. You can not post comments. You can not make an account. Your email will not be read. Please read this page if you have questions.
Poll
What is the best Duran Duran song of all time?!
Rio 25%
Blue Moon on Monday 0%
Girls on Film 12%
Union of the Snake 12%
The Chaffeur 0%
Save A Prayer 12%
Hungry Like The Wolf 37%
Other 0%

Votes: 8

 Duran Duran makes some good music, and all of their band members are decent human beings

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 17, 2002
 Comments:
I think I have the solution to all the characteristics of the average adequacy.org poster that annoy me so
Have a happy Hannukah
Pretend Jesus isn't your savior next holiday season
and drink some chai
w00t


       
Tweet

Same thing with Devo. (none / 0) (#1)
by nx01 on Thu Jan 17th, 2002 at 06:46:39 PM PST



"Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it."
-- James Gosling

 
Dear Sir, (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Thu Jan 17th, 2002 at 06:49:16 PM PST
It is a proven fact that Chai Tea has causes brain cancer in rats. I suggest you refrain from ingesting such toxic substances. Instead, I recommend a healty dose of holy water while praying to god that your sinful religion does not send you to hell.

As we all know, Jesus Christ, our saviour who died for our sins, awaits us in heaven. The lord loves all, you me and even our friend NAWL. Please, join us o brother. Confess your sins, and become peaceful with Jesus Christ and our Lord. Amen.


--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

Indeed Sir, (none / 0) (#5)
by gcsb on Thu Jan 17th, 2002 at 08:51:29 PM PST
Being a fellow follower of The Lord Jesus Christ I agree that we should all confess our sins the the Lord.

Perhaps you would like to get the ball rolling?

Best Regards,
gcsb


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

 
I do believe the title is (none / 0) (#3)
by motherfuckin spork on Thu Jan 17th, 2002 at 07:13:10 PM PST
New Moon on Monday

I also enjoyed the band called The Powerstation


I am not who you think I am.

Yes. (none / 0) (#4)
by hauntedattics on Thu Jan 17th, 2002 at 07:20:44 PM PST
I actually saw Power Station in concert when a young, impressionable teenager. It's probably the primary reason I am who I am today. Parents, don't let your kids see Michael Des Barres live - they'll grow up to be cynical management consultants! Or worse...

I was a huge Duran fan as well, although if you quote me on it I'll deny it vigorously. It makes me feel so frickin' old. Now excuse me while I go put on some hand cream to take care of these darn age spots.



 
Actually... (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by gcsb on Thu Jan 17th, 2002 at 09:01:33 PM PST
Duran Duran are a front for the OTO.

This is evidenced by some of their more "popular" songs.

Girls on Film is a song about pedophiles making snuff movies

Hungy like a wolf is all about their uncontrollable sexual desires for young boys.

Wild Boys I think the title needs no further explaination.

..and many many more..

Please refrain from encouraging people to listen to music as foul as this in the future.

Best Regards,
gcsb


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

Would you offer your throat to the wolf (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by trog on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 01:09:22 AM PST
You sir, are a shining star amongst the heathens.
however you are wrong about one thing.

Hungry like a wolf is really a song about YOU.
would you like me to quote from IRC some discussions we had earlier?

Please refrain from spouting this blasphemy in the future.

Always Above

MR TROG HIGH LORD SENIOR
all your ip tokens are belong to us


Sir, (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by gcsb on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 01:17:19 AM PST
Firstly, I am not a heathen. I pray to the Lord Jesus Christ at least twice a day.

As to your blatantly fallacious accusation...what we said on IRC is between you and me. There is nothing wrong with our love, it is pure and Holy. If your Mother has some problem with that, I'm sure I can show her the error of her ways so that we may be joined in Holy Bliss..

Best Regards,
gcsb.


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

always (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by trog on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 01:22:43 AM PST
Why must you always betray yourself?

Do you pray to the lord jesus christ to suck your dick every night? do you pray to him for forgiveness, or do you simply justify your sins by praise to your lord?

YOU GOOD SIR, ARE A SINNER! YOU SHALL FOREVER MORE BE A SINNER!

FOR ALL HAVE SINNED AND FALLEN SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD

you will be denied entrance when you approach the gates, along with everyone else! DON'T YOU SEE IT IS AN UNATTAINABLE GOAL! YOU CANNOT ENTER HEAVEN! YOU CANNOT BE FORGIVEN!

you sir are going straight to HELL!
open your arms, praise be to lucifer!

MR TROG HIGH LORD SIR
all your ip tokens are belong to us


Dear Sir, (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by gcsb on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 01:30:58 AM PST
I fear that you have fallen into the clutches of the OTO. We all know that the OTO prey on little boys, as I'm sure you are want to do. However, that does not excuse your ludicrous post.

Firstly, I will be going to heaven as I not only pray to the Lord Almighty, I also brush twice a day. Whereas heathen scum much like yourself seldom wash if at all.

Do you think we will be letting your type into the Lords Eneternal Kingdom? I think not, Sir!

Please take your views back to slashdot or k5, where they may be appreciated more. We do not tollerate trolls here at the right thinking Adequacy.org

Kind Regards,
gcsb.


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

always forever in heaven we are bleesed (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by trog on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 01:42:27 AM PST
You sir, have fallen into the trap that is BELIEF!

Why do you insist upon this god's existance, when you have NO PROOF WHATSOEVER.
If you try referring me to that book you hold so dear, might I point out a passage

EZEKIEL 25:17
THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN IS BESET ON ALL SIDES BY THE INEQUITIES OF THE SELFISH AND THE TYRANNY OF EVIL MEN. BLESSED IS HE WHO IN THE NAME OF CHARITY AND GOOD WILL SHEPARDS THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DARKNESS FOR HE IS TRULY HIS BROTHERS KEEPER AND THE FINDER OF LOST CHILDREN. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGANCE UPON THEE

once again, if this lord is in existance, he is going to strike you down for all the poisining you have already done.

either way my friend, you're screwed.
may as well give up now!
art bell might be able to help you though

http://www.artbell.com
<a href="http://www.artbell.com" target="_new">ARTBELL</a>

LORD HIGH TROG SIR
all your ip tokens are belong to us



Well, (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by gcsb on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 01:47:15 AM PST
I think you have shown us your true colours....

I have nothing further to add, except that you are heathen, satan worshipping scum who will be cast into the depths of firey hell for all eternity!

Best Regards,
gcsb


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

 
Gone away (none / 0) (#13)
by westgeof on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 12:16:56 PM PST
My "other" vote is for Gone Away, my all time fav Duran Duran song. (I know, it makes me look old, but I even listen to their greatest hits album at work.)

I know some will (and probably already have) said that Duran Duran is evil, and that their songs are full of corruption, but in my opinion, even if they are, I'd prefer that than the more blatant songs of today.


As a child I wanted to know everything. Now I miss my ignorance.

It's been a long day (none / 0) (#14)
by westgeof on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 12:20:57 PM PST
Sorry, I was thinking of two things at the same time. The song I meant to say is "Ordinary Day." That's what happens when the customer adds major new requirements to a project 2 days before the deadline. I'm just glad we get paid overtime.


As a child I wanted to know everything. Now I miss my ignorance.

Umm... (none / 0) (#15)
by hauntedattics on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 07:37:01 PM PST
although I can't believe I remember this, I think you mean the song "Ordinary World."



 
What a beautiful and accurate diary title. (none / 0) (#16)
by luisa on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 07:45:21 PM PST
Poll answer: Secret Oktober of course.


 

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective companies. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest ® 2001, 2002, 2003 Adequacy.org. The Adequacy.org name, logo, symbol, and taglines "News for Grown-Ups", "Most Controversial Site on the Internet", "Linux Zealot", and "He just loves Open Source Software", and the RGB color value: D7D7D7 are trademarks of Adequacy.org. No part of this site may be republished or reproduced in whatever form without prior written permission by Adequacy.org and, if and when applicable, prior written permission by the contributing author(s), artist(s), or user(s). Any inquiries are directed to legal@adequacy.org.