He's not around today. Dr. Cortez has flown away with some of his drinking buddies leaving us typists to our own wits. Since he never actually sits down and reads this site (we have to read it out loud to him while he gets a massage), I feel safe in saying this:
SAVE ME!! While the other slutty ass hoes Dr. Cortez manages to hire like his style, let me tell you, Dr. Cortez is a freak. Today, while out, he said he is going to a place called "Hot Topics" to buy a ball and chain. He then mentioned Home Depot to get some aircraft cable "for the fun part". Can you belive that? He's going to strap us down to his king size bed, and play as he calls it "He-man". Yesterday was "team building day", were we would all scurry around the bed with the very same (and very drunk) drinking buddies he is going out with today. Can you belive that most of his "typists" (who can barely type 15 words a minute or spell I might add) were former porn stars? Porn Stars! All of them have huge breasts; it's sick and wrong to see so much cleavage in one day.
Please, I beg of you, if you are looking for a good, clean, disease free typist who you dont plan on screwing every five minutes, SAY SOMETHING!!! HELP ME!!!