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Did she dig me as my friends and I agreed upon?
Yes 100%
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Votes: 1

 Snowboarding + girlie = this diary

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 15, 2002
Well, I'm back at college, halfway though my first week of classes. Not bad. Today against the doctor's best wishes, of 4-6 weeks, I went snowboarding again. I also started running again as well since the accident with good results.

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So I went snowboarding just a night session. Best part was I didn't pay, no not the color copier scheme but the scheme where Wisp doesn't check lift tickets closely. They never checked mine all night. Nice eh? It started snowing on the drive up, I love it when it does that. The drive up was also where the girl from the title is introduced.

See we had 4 guys including me going up in a Honda Civic, that's going to be a stretch to begin with. Then my friend, who seems to always do it for the nookie, invited a girl we saw while selling back some books to the bookstore. So she got the best seat in the house, my lap. Not bad, 45 min drive. And she and I are flirting with each other all the way, and a little before we get in the car. I felt confident from my weight loss I think.

When we get to the slopes we all do one run togethor and her and I are the best of the group with one person never having gone before (so slow and beginner's slopes only). So her and I split off and hit some steeper stuff and talked a lot. We put are arms around each other at one point. She invites me to a party that weekend and gives me her phone number.

At the very end the whole group - the beginner hit the terrain park. I was pretty good in my humble opinion. I did a 360 over this spine, looked cool. The driver pussed out and didn't do anything. It was pretty fun.

She sat on my lap the way back too. She and I kept glancing over at each other and smiling. I think we would've kissed had we been alone. We both rested our heads on each other's. I got to feel up on her ass a bit.

I like being the one getting chicks, impressing chicks, being the best at something, fuck anything! I seriously think losing weight was the best thing I've ever done. I'm never the one to pick up girls or have them show any interest in me other than leaving. A good change.

Though parties are not my forte, clubs of the dance variety seem to work in my favor usually, I am looking forward to it. I'll try my best and report back to you diary and internet stalkers/fans!


Do it for the nookie (none / 0) (#1)
by SpaceGhoti on Wed Jan 16th, 2002 at 12:26:38 AM PST
If you want to impress her, if you want her to open up for you, show an interest in what she likes. You've found one thing in common: snowboarding. Play it up from there. If parties are her thing, then by the gods go to parties with her and convince her you like it, even if you don't. Show her that you're interested in her life and activities. Pay attention to her. I guarantee the results.

One side effect is that she'll probably want something long-term, and will want you to be consistently interested in her life. This can be a disadvantage if you're doin' it for the nookie in the short term.

A troll's true colors.

Word of caution (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by hauntedattics on Wed Jan 16th, 2002 at 02:32:44 PM PST
Of course, you realize this is the same guy who recommended genital augmentation to some poor slob awhile back, so take his comments with a grain of salt.

How 'bout being yourself? It always helps when the girl at least thinks you're being sincere. As someone said, "Always be sincere...whether you mean it, or not."

nah (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by nathan on Wed Jan 16th, 2002 at 06:07:05 PM PST
Take SpaceGhoti's advice instead. Beef up your cock with experimental surgery. When see sees that you're hung like a horse (due to a surprisingly easy transplant op) you'll never be rid of her. Man, you'll have to beat her off with your enormous cock.

As it were.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Your links (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jan 16th, 2002 at 12:49:17 AM PST
are so boring, try to be more creative next time.

In five years time... (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Right Hand Man on Wed Jan 16th, 2002 at 04:51:43 AM PST
Statistics show that most people who lose weight end up regaining even more than they have lost. It is a vicious cycle, often referred to as the yo-yo effect of radical diets.

In two years or so you'll start eating Ho-Hos and bacon again and in no time you'll be back above your old weight. Problem is, now you have had a taste of the good life. You know what it is like to walk among us beautiful people. (As an aside: just think how cool it would have been to be one of us your whole life, like through high school and such. You could have gotten the hottest chicks, gone to the best parties, not jerked off so much) Anyway, once you've climbed so high it is pretty tough to go back to living in the depths again. Most likely you'll end up killing yourself. At least you have that to look forward to, the agony won't last long.

Good luck with the girl. You'd better get in them guts ASAP before you start blimping up again and she leaves you for someone lean like me.

"Keep your bible open and your powder dry."

exactly who is supposed to care? (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jan 17th, 2002 at 05:34:26 AM PST
when all you seem to care about is yourself.


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