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My vice?
Cigarettes 4%
Porn 19%
Pot 4%
Other Drugs 0%
Communism 28%
Perl 4%
Sex (Ha!) 28%
Cowboy Bebop 9%

Votes: 21

 I need to get laid.

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Sep 30, 2001
Hello everyone...This is my first diary. Yak yak yak. Don't read it, really. Go away.
Read Slashdot for a long time, never really posted anywhere before. I suppose I should get the cajones to post something here, but I wouldn't know where to begin. So that's it...Really. I'm going to go and succumb to one of my vices now.


My, my. (none / 0) (#1)
by tkatchev on Sun Sep 30th, 2001 at 09:57:34 PM PST
Aren't we the bashful one. You're soo cute, you know.

Peace and much love...

*make with the fluttering eyes shite* (none / 0) (#2)
by Oral Fixation on Sun Sep 30th, 2001 at 10:59:23 PM PST
Who me? And without a stitch of makeup on...

Hmm... (none / 0) (#4)
by hauntedattics on Mon Oct 1st, 2001 at 02:02:18 PM PST
I was going to make some sort of comment about how fabulous getting laid is, but I think I'll leave you two alone since you're getting on so well...

Third Wheel Don't Wannabe

Yeah, well I didn't feel like submitting a diary. (none / 0) (#3)
by Oral Fixation on Sun Sep 30th, 2001 at 11:16:40 PM PST
Fallen into Grace by the mirror crystal lakes,
soft does the body glide
through silver water that shimmers and shine
as if a thousand and one tiny moons hide,
from nothing known in the world
that exists out side the mirror plains.

It is here, that I float into an array of colours. Blended from fallen rainbows cast adrift
only to be caught in the reed nets that once
fed the sea creatures long ago.

- Someone that isn't me


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