Adequacy front page
Stories Diaries Polls Users
Google

Web Adequacy.org
Home About Topics Rejects Abortions
This is an archive site only. It is no longer maintained. You can not post comments. You can not make an account. Your email will not be read. Please read this page if you have questions.
Poll
This is a poll:
yes, it is 10%
no, you are wrong 10%
yes, but jsut barely 10%
no, no, no, no, NO! 10%
whatever you say. 30%
what? 0%
telephone pole? 20%
telephone poll? 10%

Votes: 10

 Hey everyone,

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Sep 24, 2001
 Comments:
what's up?

diaries

More diaries by motherfuckin spork
I'm typing a bunch of crap. read it if you want, it's not my problem...
Hey, look, its yes another wonderful entry to my dearest diary!
Yes another entry, another rant, and this one is about rants.
drugs, jazz, cancer, and really really stupid people
let us try this again: more words typed by me for your enjoyment
The power of words
Its about time I write more!
Time does not exist.
land of the dead
I cna tpye vrey welll
sleepy, so very sleepy
whooooooooo! look at the flurry of activity
perspective
The fleeting memories of a bowl of cereal
What's for lunch?
lab monkeys
Aaack...
Excellent Work!
Why should I care?
sucks to be you
I'm allergic to my in-law's basement...
The importance of a very nice figure
life lessons
small and firm
hmm, I suppose I should have expected this
A Friend in Need
am I being stalked?
I had a dream
Just thought I'd ask. It seems the "in" thing to do.



       
Tweet

No, it's (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Sep 24th, 2001 at 09:18:12 AM PST
Wassssssssuuuuuuuuppppppp!!!


the latest Official Slang Manual came last Tuesday (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by yami on Mon Sep 24th, 2001 at 03:48:12 PM PST
You, sir (or madam), have clearly not been paying attention. Such elongation of the phrase "what's up" has fallen from popularity and is now used only to add ironic subtext to a more lengthy greeting. Furthermore, it is impossible to prolong a plosive, so your extra P's on the end are crap.

___
Why should we plant when there are so many mongongo nuts in the world?

Hey! (none / 0) (#3)
by jin wicked on Mon Sep 24th, 2001 at 05:56:30 PM PST
All your wazuuuup are belong to us. :P


"Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

You have no chance to wassssup (none / 0) (#10)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 08:24:10 AM PST
Make your time


someone set us up the bong! (nt) (none / 0) (#15)
by opalhawk on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 08:57:27 PM PST


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


 
I just got an addendum to the manual today (0.00 / 3) (#11)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 08:34:07 AM PST
If you check the fine print, it says that the Budweiser "wassup" still has some life left in it because it annoys some loser named yanni on Adequacy.

Are you happy now? Go back to playing that bad new age music that is mostly purchased to play over the loudspeakers at malls.


 
Hey yanni (0.00 / 2) (#12)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 09:13:36 AM PST
Do you know john tesh? You both play the same crappy music.


 
Well, (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by elenchos on Mon Sep 24th, 2001 at 06:34:24 PM PST
There are no grainy pictures of average-looking teenage girls pathetically pleading for attention on the diaries page, so I'd say things are looking up.

However, from a broader perspective, we are all most assuredly going to die and our once-precious earthly remains will rot, putrefy, turn to dust and eventually, even our tombstones (those of us lucky enough to get a decent burial -- not as common as it once was) will sooner or later wear away to sand and be blown to the winds. Those foolish enough to have made a meaningless gesture towards immortality through the sham of procreation will be forgotten by their descendents, sooner or later. Their memories will fade. Even their most distant descendent will die too some day, and be swallowed up by eterntity. What then?

NOTHING, I tell you. We are all rushing faster than we can even dream straight towards an utter void. There is no point to anything because it is all just a fraction of the tininest point of near-nothingness inside an ephmeral spark, flashing through the unspeakable vastness of a universe of such size and age that the sum total of every civilizaion on every planet on every star and ever re-born galaxy in the long cycle of folly is not worth even noticing.

If there were anyone there to notice. There isn't. There is nothing but a few specks of dust and rock drowned in an infinte ocean of empytness. Say hi to all that emptyness. It won's say hi back, so just accept it. We are less than nothing in a universe that amounts to less than nothing.

Nothing will come of nothing.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill


Awww, elenchos... (none / 0) (#6)
by jin wicked on Mon Sep 24th, 2001 at 07:41:52 PM PST
You're such a cutie. You know I'm not a teenager; I'm almost 22. :)


"Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

Oh, right, right. You're 21. *Winky winky* (nt) (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by elenchos on Mon Sep 24th, 2001 at 08:57:02 PM PST



I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill


 
who cares what type of burial you get? (none / 0) (#8)
by alprazolam on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 08:10:56 AM PST
you won't be around to notice. you're dead. gone. ceased to be. no longer in existance.


We hardly bother with the pretense any more. (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by elenchos on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 09:28:39 AM PST
It used to be people would make some effort to bury their dead in some sort of formalized way. But that's becoming more the exception than the rule. People just don't see the point in making the effort in these times of despair. I think everyone is coming to realize how hopeless it all is, and are naturally just giving up.

It just adds to the feeling of hopelessnes, but then so what? It makes no difference how hopeless we are, or how much we fool ourselves. The bleak result will be the same either way.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill


 
optimist (none / 0) (#17)
by johnny ambiguous on Thu Sep 27th, 2001 at 07:22:26 PM PST
We are all rushing faster than we can even dream straight towards an utter void.

Stop being so fucking optimistic. What is this, the fucken Family Circus? Makes me sick to hear you pule, geez. Many, many a grinding mile of misery before we sleep. You haven't the guts to kill yourself early, neither have I, or certainly both your post and this reply would have been preempted before they ever got posted.

Still, always merry and bright! as Henry Miller had it. In the long run, guess you're right after all, things are definitely a go! Sleep, sleep, blessÚd sleep!

Perchance to dream, my ass! You and I know better. We have faith.

Yours J.A.


Getting into my Chevrolet Magic Fire, I drove slowly back to the office. - L. Rosen

 
State of the Union (none / 0) (#5)
by SpaceGhoti on Mon Sep 24th, 2001 at 07:16:20 PM PST
Well, let's see. Jin seems to be having fun. Elenchos is having kittens about it. Angst is having women troubles. dmg is posting old material taken from other sites for lack of anything creative or witty. osm seems to be his normal self (adjusting for sufficiently large values of "normal"). Opalhawk is still breathing. And I'm up to my elbows in dirty nappies.

However, seeing as you've graced us with your diary, I'd have to say that things are looking up. How can terrorists hope to destroy our spirit when you're still posting? They can't, I say. The day you keep quiet is the day I begin listening for trumpets in the sky.


A troll's true colors.

 
Yo! (none / 0) (#14)
by Blue Aardvark House on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 09:56:02 AM PST
'supz, MFS?


 
werd. (none / 0) (#16)
by nx01 on Tue Sep 25th, 2001 at 09:42:12 PM PST
Aaaaaaaaaah yeah...
Aaaaaaaaaah no...
Aaaaaaaaaah yeah...
Aaaaaaaaaah no...
Aaaaall right...
Rah!


I sound like John McCrea. Nifty.


"Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it."
-- James Gosling

 

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective companies. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest ® 2001, 2002, 2003 Adequacy.org. The Adequacy.org name, logo, symbol, and taglines "News for Grown-Ups", "Most Controversial Site on the Internet", "Linux Zealot", and "He just loves Open Source Software", and the RGB color value: D7D7D7 are trademarks of Adequacy.org. No part of this site may be republished or reproduced in whatever form without prior written permission by Adequacy.org and, if and when applicable, prior written permission by the contributing author(s), artist(s), or user(s). Any inquiries are directed to legal@adequacy.org.