||That is not what the box of my MicroSoft Windows 95(c) said! I talked to a MicroSoft Certified Systems Engineer and he said that MS' Windows is simply the best system around. Do you want me to believe you - kind sir - or a MicroSoft Certified Systems Engineer that is well versed in the ways of computers - he even calls himself, what's that word again, a 'hacker' - yes, he said that he defaces his own pages just to practice his MicroSoft Certified Systems Engineer abilities.
Anyway, what really matters is that I rid my computer of that vile left-wing, communist, free software filth know as Linux. Once again, not reading Geekizoid has turned me into a healthy, well adjusted individual.
May the lord strike down those who are not rightous.