as i look back on my life, i see a wasteland filled with the corpses of failed dreams. as i look forward, i see myself walking a path that leads nowhere.
after serious meditation on the subject, i had a revelation as to the core of my failures: my intense hatred of midgets. nothing pisses me off more than a midget. Especially midgets that are shorter than me. I really hate those. fucking midgets.
but i can admit my problem now. and as we all know, admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery.