Now, I'm a bit new here, and I'd like to start things off on the wrong foot. After all, I haven't gotten any good hate mail in years, ever since I decided that "Enlarge Your Penis!" wasn't actually a misogynist threat. To help out, here's a short list of views actually held by me
- unnatural, genetically modified foods are delicious, and we should eat more of them
- aborted human babies would make great subjects for many biology experiments, and are probably also delicious
- Hello Kitty appears on some pretty cute products that I might genuinely enjoy owning, if I had extra money
- those who voted for Gore should be kicking themselves right now, since they lost the election for Nader
- Even the original Star Wars movies weren't all that great
- there's still some hope for Esperanto
If you have an axe to grind that I haven't mentioned, do ask me about it - you just might find that I'm an unreasonable idiot who needs to be taught a lesson with profanity and spite.