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Is a manifestation of osm's subconcious. 66%
Is utter bunk. 0%
Has some deeper hidden meaning. 11%
Should be ignored at all costs. 22%

Votes: 9

 Cryptic Message....

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Aug 02, 2001
I have recently deciphered an encrypted message from osm's most recent page of comments... can anyone shed some more light on this message? What does this mean!?!

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fear poor sweet, opalhawk, to quote a line from the "exorcist" PISS AND MOAN
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no wonder imediately, my one-and-only dear friend mr. spacegrub "impregnated"... my dear, sweet, pheremone-oozing opalhawk


The last line (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by cp on Thu Aug 2nd, 2001 at 10:05:42 PM PST
It suggests you're from Pittsburgh. Colorado my ass.


Oh god no. (none / 0) (#5)
by TheReverand on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 12:33:24 PM PST
Oh dear god no. Oh god dear god please no.


*blink* (none / 0) (#6)
by opalhawk on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 12:46:39 PM PST
I am so confused by that statement that it is not even funny. BTW... I am from CO, but my ex-husband was from PA... if that makes a differance.. *shrug*

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I am so confused as well (none / 0) (#7)
by TheReverand on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 12:58:14 PM PST
But the has nothing to do with you or this web page.

Ahh well, back to real life again.

PISS AND MOAN (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by suick on Thu Aug 2nd, 2001 at 11:25:42 PM PST
Spacegrub impregnated my dear sweet.
Fear, moan, losing opalhawk.

c'mon, lower.

dearest opalhawk, (none / 0) (#3)
by osm on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 01:55:11 AM PST
spaghetti has obviously corrupted the purity of your soul. as you well know, i am the holy water that will cleanse you. please seek my professional counsel immediately. you know where to find me.

SpaceGhoti's reply.... (none / 0) (#4)
by opalhawk on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 11:53:29 AM PST
Woah... I just decoded SpaceGhoti's last page of comments... and this is what I got... this is getting too strange...

I remember Cinci Bops to LoA Not an unfair assessment Pay them no mind
As you wish Blasphemy?
Sociopathic You and me both
Sad Family relations
No, of course not Could it be...propaganda Logic Basis for law
You keep thinking that. Long time, no movie?
Just a few points here... If at first you don't succeed...
Oops. To my shame It's true 'fraid so I almost forgot! I...I think I need a drink
The scary thing I can't help but notice What happened this time?
Point conceded
Polite Laughter

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Cut that out! (1.00 / 1) (#8)
by SpaceGhoti on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 02:38:17 PM PST
Dammit! If you keep that up, you'll have all the Crowley wanna-bes after us!

A troll's true colors.

thank you (1.00 / 1) (#9)
by motherfuckin spork on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 06:26:27 PM PST
its all clear to me now.

I am not who you think I am.

Since it's amateur Burroughs night... (none / 0) (#10)
by Peter Johnson on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 10:31:14 PM PST
Wanna play William Tell?

Are you adequate?
Are you adequate?


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