Kuro5hin.org, reeling from a crippling loss of talent to the dark forces of Adequacy.org struck back with a vengance today, with this thermonuclear troll/satire/I-don't-know-what-to-call-it
article. The man in charge of planning the counterstrike against Adequacy's campaign of burlesquing the pernicious arguments of the web's blowhards, David Duke, explained the strategy this way: "We knew that intelligence and reason were not realistic options for us. The best thing to to when some smart-alec is lampooing you is to out-lampoon the lampooner. Go so far off the deep end that their caricature of you looks like a compliment!"
Stunned by this curveball, the mood at Adequacy.org headquartes can only be described as shell shocked. Said Adequacy editor osm, "I dunno. Maybe we should just give it up and do some sort of high-concept thing like This American Life, or... or... appeal to the people maybe. Sure! We could be the world wide web's answer to Rosie or Oprah!"
Streetfighter John Saul Montoya seemed to be taking the opposite approach, brandishing a motorcycle chain and switchblade, "I knew it would come to this. Been looking forward to it, as a matter of fact. There's only one way to deal with people like this you know."