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Which is better?
Manic Depressives 0%
Lesbians 36%
Manic Depressive Lesbians 63%

Votes: 11

 Looking for pain in all the wrong places

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jul 20, 2001
Why can't I find a nice girl who wants to spank me. I mean, there are a few women out there who are more than willing to spank, flog and/or beat me, but they're not exactly the type you take home to mother.

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It's not even like I have high standards. All I want is a woman with size 7 or smaller feet and a mean streak as wide as the mouth of the Platte. Also, they can't be freaks.

The problem is that the women I'm attracted to don't enjoy being mean. They're honestly pissed off. I've yet to meet an attractive, non-freak woman who enjoys conflict for its own sake. Why is this?

Men who enjoy fighting are 10 a penny. My life would be grand if I was gay, but unfortunately I'm not. I'm just a masochistic hetero foot fetishist.

I know some of you may be thinking that I'm just in denial about being gay, but I don't believe that. I was molested for several years by my pee-wee league hockey coach and I can assure you that I didn't enjoy a minute of it.

Anyway, back to the topic of women. The more dominant a woman is, the more dominant the man she's looking for. So the best sort of fierce, competetive, professional women are looking to be trophy wives of CEOs. WTF? It's enough to make you lose faith in feminism.

Those few times I've thought I'd found a woman that fit my criteria, she's turned out to be either lesbian or manic depressive.

My life sucks.


Wanna get spanked? (none / 0) (#1)
by elenchos on Sat Jul 21st, 2001 at 05:56:27 AM PST
Read The Nation. All the spanking women you want, right there after the filler.

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

I wanta be the husband of a CEO (none / 0) (#2)
by flak on Sun Jul 29th, 2001 at 04:40:04 PM PST
I am working a contract right now that the CEO of the company is a single woman that is to die for. You would even like her Peter she has size 5 1/2 feet. Why can't we of met outside of a boardroom?

Oh the girl from that dinner. TWEAKER Full on wacko.


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