I was on the road for 10 hours today. If I had a dollar for every fucking Jesus fish I saw, I could've bought a plane ticket. About two hours from home, something in my brain snapped. I started picturing a political ad campaign...
(open to black & white footage of unhappy people and stern music)
Voiceover (deep male):
Jesus hangs out with tax collectors and prostitutes.
He works on the Sabbath.
He's even been seen trashing a temple.
Who would you rather have as your Messiah?
(cut to solid screen, white letters on black)
Paid for by Citizens For A More Chaotic World:
We could distribute bumper stickers...
Jesus Didn't Vote.
Why Should You?
I laughed all the way home.