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The King of the Patato-People
Exists only in your imagination, Orion! 0%
Really does exist! 0%
Wants you to believe that he doesn't exist 28%
Controls the US and its Governments 14%
You need serious medical help, I'm worried about you! 14%
Did you forget to take your medication today? 42%
Is really The Devil, in a new outfit. 0%
Hahahaahah! Good joke! 0%
Other 0%
All your Patato-People are belong to us! 0%

Votes: 7

 The King of the Patato-People has got me down!

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jul 12, 2001
Yes, that dreaded King of the Patato-People has really got me down this time. He's turned people against me.

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It seems my own wife won't talk to me, and people are ignoring me at work. I cannot seem to find a single person that wants to seriously discuss things with me. Even my coworkers are avoiding me.

But the Evil King of the Patato-People is at it again I hear. Twisting people's minds and spreading rumors and lies. I wonder what will be next on his agenda?


You found me out! (none / 0) (#1)
by The King Of The Patato People on Thu Jul 12th, 2001 at 09:52:54 AM PST
But not for long. I'll be back when you least suspect me!

Ahhhh, he's real! (none / 0) (#2)
by Orion Blastar on Thu Jul 12th, 2001 at 10:16:22 AM PST
Either that or I have a very strong imagination!

Or is it one of you playing a trick on me, a coworker of mine perhaps? Or maybe there is a real King of the patato-people?

Why it is PATATO and not potato (none / 0) (#3)
by Orion Blastar on Thu Jul 12th, 2001 at 07:11:03 PM PST
Actually it is an acronym, PATATO.

Politically Active Terrorist And Technology Organization.

They spell it that way so they can copyright the word PATATO. As in the PATATO People. The potato is really a red herring to throw people off of what they are actually doing.


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