I am here to write about our "friend" Sylvester Q McNamera
. You see, you are under the mistaken impression that he, not I nor the Noble Adequacy Editors, is the most intelligent person on this up-to-date inter-net news site. You would be sadly mistaken to belive him. He is really only the janitor of the rocket science lab. While he claims to have gotten back from rehab, this has really translated into a 12-week bender while taking hard core drugs
I am here to let you know that rest assured, I am the most intelligent person on adequacy. If you have any questions regarding my intelligence, or need any indefinite intergals differentiated, I am your new, loving PhD in the house.
However, while I would like to discuss life with you peons, I must go sip dry martinis, smoke imported cuban cigars, and eat queche while discussing crude iron import negotiations with the former soviet KGB government. If you need me, I will be with the editors in our highrise executive meeting room.
Good day to you sirs.
Dr. Martino Cortez, PhD.